Thursday, June 30, 2011

Actress Elaine Stewart Passes On

Elaine Stewart, a model and an actress who appeared in such films as Brigadoon (1954) and The Rise of Legs Diamond (1960), passed on 27 June 2011 at the age of 81 following a lengthy illness. 

Elaine Stewart was born Elsy Steinberg on 31 May 1930 in Montclair, New Jersey. She was only a teenager when she signed a contract with the Conover Modelling Agency and adopted the name "Elaine Stewart." With measurements of 34-25-36, dark hair, and a beautiful face, Miss Stewart proved to be very popular as a model. In 1952 she was voted "Miss See" in See Magazine. She appeared in magazines ranging from Photoplay to Playboy.  It was in 1952 that producer Hal Wallis hired her to play the uncredited role of nurse Lt. Saunders in the Martin and Lewis comedy Sailor Beware. Miss Stewart then appeared in small roles in such films as Singin' in the Rain (1952), You For Me (1952), Desperate Search (1952), and Sky Full of Moon (1952).

It was her role as Lila in The Bad and the Beautiful (1952) that made her film career. In a scene lasted only one minute, Miss Stewart had to saunter onto a balcony with a Martini in hand, wearing a skin tight evening gown. The beautiful brunette made an impression with the movie's audience, as MGM was deluged with mail asking who she was. That same year she would appear on the cover of  the23 March issue of Life, an accomplishment many successful actresses, let alone budding starlets, never achieved. For the next several years Elaine Stewart appeared in such films as Young Bess (1953), The Adventures of Hajii Baba (1954), The Tattered Dress (1957), Escort West (1958), and The Rise of Legs Diamond (1960). On television she appeared on The Third Man and Bat Masterson.

In the Sixties Miss Stewart appeared in the films The Most Dangerous Man Alive (1961) and Peccati d'estate (1962).  She guest starred on Burke's Law and Perry Mason. In 1964 she married game show producer Merrill Heatter and retired from the entertainment industry. She would return to show business as the co-host with Wink Martindale of the game show Gambit in 1972. In 1974 she co-hosted High Rollers with Alex Trebek.

In her early films Elaine Stewart was promoted by MGM as a "dark haired Marilyn Monroe." While my fellow fans of Miss Monroe may wish to disagree, I honestly think Elaine Stewart was more beautiful than Marilyn. It is definitely Miss Stewart's beauty that comes to mind when one thinks of her, although she was also an extremely talented actress. In The Bad and The Beautiful she played the sultry, "other woman." In The Adventures of Hajii Baba she played the caliph's daughter, Princess  Fawzia. In Night Passage (1957) she played the wife of a railroad tycoon. Elaine Stewart played these all of these diverse roles convincingly. Elaine Stewart was indeed beautiful, but she was a very good actress as well as a gorgeous pinup girl.

What the Shitfuck

So the other week I had to move some shrubs from one part of my yard into some planters. The planters look great now.


But the mass of torn up yard where they were looks like ass.


That's easily remedied by a quick trip to the Home Depot garden center to pick up some sod. Easy enough. But what is interesting is what I found amongst the old dirt:


#@$% autofocus!


I think this is some sort of pet treat ball. It's rubber on the outside with a little loose doohickey inside.


And what is this, an old horse stirrup? (A few minutes later I realized it was actually the brake for a 10 speed bicycle. Duh.)

Why is this shit buried in the backyard under shrubbery? If I dig deeper, will I find a rusty bike and a ferret skeleton? The previous owner to my house must have been some sort of junkyard voodoo wizard.

Ashton Kutcher's Other Nikon Commercial Hijinks



By now, we've all seen those irritating Nikon commercials with Ashton Kutcher crashing a snooty party with his Nikon Coolpix camera and taking wacky and crazy and outrageous photos that aren't really wacky, crazy, or outrageous.

The theory here is that the ad agency came up with some "Punk'd" inspired tomfoolery for Ashton to do, but the client got frightened by how illegal, sexual or potentially offensive those suggestions were, so they watered his antics down so a 60 year old could appreciate it without writing an angry letter to Nikon.

EADJ just recently talked to Bo Uruguay, a stagehand who was on the original commercial shoots. It turns out they did film a lot of actually crazy stuff but had to edit it out. Here now are some of the scenes that were left out:

• Ashton dickslaps the waiter, causing him to drop the pheasant under glass
• Ashton rearranges the letters of the "reserved" sign to spell "deserver"
• Ashton sits down like an adult and behaves himself for once, for crying out loud
• Ashton dates someone his own age (zing!)
• Ashton slaps the pipe out of some old coot's mouth and inserts it in an attractive woman's waiting anus
• Ashton makes some real gazpacho and hands it out, insulting the chef
• Ashton takes off his red string Kabbalah bracelet for a millisecond
• Ashton does something actually funny
• Ashton finds an old R&B station on the stereo and cranks the TLC 1994 hit "Creep."
• Ashton illegally downloads "The Butterfly Effect" and seeds the Torrent file for other people to watch for free
• Ashton steals two seat cushions, puts them in his blazer as shoulder pads, and tackles the concierge
• Ashton goes online and mercilessly cyberbullies a 12 year old girl
• Ashton acknowledges that yes, that is FISHER STEVENS in the party scene
• Ashton transforms into a truck
• Ashton purposely mispronounces almost every entree on the restaurant menu
• Ashton reveals that his real name is Hamish Gibbons
• Ashton peels off some of his sunburnt back skin and serves it up as hors d'oevres
• Ashton fades away from the public eye

Phil Anselmo cumple 43 años

El ex-vocalista de Pantera cumple hoy 43 años.
Philip Hansen Anselmo nació el 30 de junio de 1968 en New Orleans, Luisiana. Se hizo mundialmente conocido por ser el cantante del famoso grupo Pantera.
Tras la desaparición de Pantera, Anselmo ha estado embarcado en varios grupos y actualmente su principal proyecto es Down, pero también está en Arson Anthem.
Posee el sello discográfico The Housecore Records.

LINDSAY LOHAN - FREE AT LAST!!!: After 35 days under house arrest, LINDSAY LOHAN is a free to join the general population!!!

The electronic monitoring device was removed at around 10 yesterday morning, and she was officially released from the jail system at 10:20.

When Linds finally stepped outside amid reporters and paparazzo and took her first breath of freedom, she told them she was "excited to start community service and focus on my work."

Lindsay has to complete 480 hours of community service, which she'll be doing at a women's shelter and at the county morgue.

CHARLIE SHEEN REVEALS HE TOOK STEROIDS FOR MAJOR LEAGUE ROLE: CHARLIE SHEEN'S performance in "Major League" was enhanced. In an interview with 'Sports Illustrated', Charlie admits he took steroids while preparing for his role as Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn in "Major League II" in 1993
Sheen says he was on the juice for about two months to improve his athletic abilities. "You can print this -- I don't give a [bleep]. My fastball went from 79 [mph] to like 85."

Charlie says he quit the stuff after he lost control of his temper. Who needs steroids anyway when you have tiger's blood?

CELEBRITY BITHDAYS for Thursday June 30 Include Vincent D’Onofrio of ‘Law & Order’ and Fantasia

While we're on the subject of Fantasia ... Less than a year ago, she tried to kill herself over her affair with a married man. Now, word is she's carrying his baby.

Check out pics of Fantasia and her man snorkeling in Barbados over the weekend at the above link. There's definitely something going on around her middle. Whether it's a baby or cheese fries is unclear at this point. We'll keep you posted.

BABY NEWS: ALICIA SILVERSTONE is in Us Weekly showing off her new baby boy, Bear Blu ...

2.) DENISE RICHARDS has adopted a baby girl. She named the newborn Eloise Joni after her mother, who died from cancer in 2007.

WATCH: Weird Al’s Taylor Swift Parody [VIDEO]

QUOTE/UNQUOTE: "I like a man to smell like a real man. I like guys to smell manly and not wear too much scent so that I can still smell his skin." -- KIM KARDASHIAN in an interview with Hello magazine

RELATED: Kim recently told "Heat" magazine she was "obsessed with guys with tiny ears, they turn me on." What odd thing turns you on? Hit us up on Facebook page with your comments.

KATY PERRY TO RUSSELL BRAND - I'M MAD ATCHA: Looks like RUSSELL BRAND is in KATY'S dog house. Russell was photographed holding hands with a woman on the set of his new movie and Katy is none too happy.
There is reportedly nothing going on between Brand and the women - who is a stylist on the set - but according to Now! magazine, that didn't stop Katy from calling Russell to tell him how angry she was.

"Russ isn't supposed to be photographed with any other woman, let alone holding hands," says a set insider. "It's to prevent any rumours putting a strain on their marriage, especially when they're apart so much because of their work.

RELATED: Move Over Jacko – Katy Perry Is About to Join You [VIDEO]

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

"Run to Me" Performed by Material Issue

Tonight this has been going through my head over and over and over again. It is a cover of The Bee Gees' song "Run to Me" by Material Issue. The original version was the first single from The Bee Gees' album To Whom It May Concern. It reached #9 on the UK charts and #16 on the U.S. charts. Material Issue recorded their version of the song for the 1994 tribute album to The Bee Gees, Melody Fair.

"Run to Me" is quite possibly my favourite song by The Bee Gees and I believe it is the most romantic song they ever recorded.  After all, the singer essentially telling the object of his desire to run to him any time she has a problem. In other words, he is pledging to be her knight in shining armour. For me the fact that The Bee Gees could record this sort of song (as well as much of their early work, such as "New York Mining Disaster 1941") makes their descent into disco all the more sad for me.

Anyhow, without further ado, here is Material Issue's version of "Run to Me."

An Entomologist Reviews The Bab-E-Safe™ Janglebugs

Eat A Dick Joel has asked famed entomologist and founding member of the New York Entomological Society Lionel Monod, Ph.D. to do a guest review the popular baby's product Janglebugs, manufactured by the Bab-E-Safe Corporation in Akron, Ohio. Here are his observations:


First off, I'd like to state how appalled I am that this blog has asked me to review what are clearly not genuine insect specimens. My extensive training at the University of Michigan and the Rochester Zoological Institute has overqualified me to examine or critique these gimcracks and gewgaws aimed at infants. But since they did pay me with a coupon good for $5 off any regular size pizza at Pizza Hut, I guess I have to honor my end of the bargain. Sigh.

The "Bee"


The crude black and yellow stripes on this specimen lead me to believe the Bab-E-Safe™ manufacturers were aiming to depict a bee of the Bombus genus, in the family Apidae, more commonly known as the "bumble bee."

John Maynard Smith, a noted biologist with a strong background in aeronautics, once pointed out that bumble bees would not be expected to sustain flight, as they would need to generate too much power given their tiny wing area. The Janglebug "bee" absurdly has gigantic (blue!) wings that forego this entire scientific discussion.

Oh. Also, bees don't generally have a gigantic stupid grin on their faces, as they don't have lips that can make them smile.


The "Ladybug"


This one offends me even more than the others.

Coccinellidae is a family of beetles, more commonly known as "ladybirds" or "ladybugs." And of course, the temptation is to reduce the specimen to a red insect with several black dots on the wing covers, which Bab-E-Safe™ naturally did without hesitation. But not only did they ignore basic beetle anatomy; they showed the ladybug smiling (with lips it doesn't have) with its "face" pointing the wrong way! The wing covers are on the coccinellidae's back, not it's front! That's just oversimplifying and perverting basic nature, there. Patently UNACCEPTABLE.



The "Butterfly"


Okay, fine. I'm not going to go through the order Lepidoptera being the day-flying group consisting of butterflies and moths, because we all know this. Everyone except Bab-E-Safe™, who somehow think cobbling together blue wings and a purple spotted abdomen (where is the motherfucking thorax?!!) while wearing a stupid fucking grin counts as a "butterfly." Christ. In what city is the Bab-E-Safe™ headquarters based? I think I want to firebomb their place.

Summary
Look, I am but a simple entomologist. My work is not stressful or demanding. Hell, lots of people examine insects as a hobby. But for this blog to ask me to review this preposterous set of zoological blasphemies is beyond my comprehension or abilities. Here's that pizza coupon back, EADJ. I gotta go make some Molotov cocktails and head out to Akron, Ohio.

Honey-Doveman


Honey-Doveman, originally uploaded by Sarah Woodruff Photography.

Via Flickr:
Here is one shot I really love hope you enjoy it!!

AND NOW A KIRSTEN DUNST (INADVERTENT) WARDROBE MALFUNCTION: KIRSTEN DUNST is the latest celebrity to accidently show some of her down there parts. While partying in London the other night, Kirsten showed off a little too much of a particular area getting out of a car.

Here's the CENSORED version

WARNING!!! This link contains partially visible down there parts. DO NOT CLICK if easily offended.

SHIA LaBEOUF A D-BAG; CLAIMS AFFAIR WITH MEGAN FOX: SHIA LABEOUF dropped a bomb in an interview with "Details" magazine.

Asked if he and MEGAN FOX ever hooked up while filming "Transformers", Shia nodded, then said, quote, "Look, you're on the set for six months, with someone who's rooting to be attracted to you, and you're rooting to be attracted to them. I think you can see the chemistry onscreen."

Asked if Meg was with her then-boyfriend, now husband, Brian Austin Green at the time, Shia appeard flustered before replying, "I don't know, man, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know." He then said "I don't know" eight more times, for a grand total of 12, before adding, quote, "It was what it was."

No word yet from Megan or Brian. Megan's rep simply says, quote, "We have no comment."

LINDSAY LOHAN A FREE WOMAN: LINDSAY LOHAN gets sprung from house detention today, and guess how she plans to celebrate? If you answered 'party' give yourself a hand.

Her mom Dina tells the New York Daily News it'll be a "low-key" bash this Saturday in Los Angeles, which will also serve as her daughter's 25th birthday. "And then," Dina assures us, "she plans to return to her community service right away on Monday."

VIDEO - LADY GAGA IS A PANDA: I think we can all agree LADY GAGA has worn plenty of ridiculous outfits and costumes since hitting the scene a couple of years ago. Her latest: panda.

Gaga did the panda thing on a Japanese TV show recently. In addition to black and white clothing, she had her hair done up in Princess Leia side-buns, and had black circles painted around both of her eyes. Here's video. She appears 20 seconds in.

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAY LIST for Wednesday June 29 Includes ‘Pussycat Doll’ Nicole Scherzinger

NUPTIALS - AMERICA FERRERA MARRIES: “Ugly Betty” star AMERICA FERRERA married boyfriend Ryan Piers Williams Monday in what ‘People’ called "an intimate setting amongst close friends and family."

Her rep tells the mag America made THE BIG MISTAKE at former co-star VANESSA WILLIAMS' home in New York, with JUDITH LIGHT – another former co-star - officiating the ceremony.

Other celebrities in attendance included yet another "Ugly Betty" co-star, REBECCA ROMIJN, along with her husband JERRY O'CONNELL, and BLAKE LIVELY. Sadly, Blake did not bring boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio.

SPLITSVILLE: DAVID DUCHOVNY and TEA LEONI have split.
Sources say the couple - who also briefly separated in 2008 after David admitted to being a sex addict - have not decided if they'll be making it permanent. They've been married for 14 years and have a 12-year-old daughter and a 9-year-old son.

BRITNEY SPEARS TAKES TIME OUT FROM TOUR TO MEET MARINES BEHIND 'HOLD IT AGAINST ME' VIRAL VIDEO

ROMANCE REPORT - OLIVIA WILDE: Is there anyone in Hollywood OLIVIA WILDE isn't dating? If we’re to believe the tabloids and the World Wide Web of Speculation, she’s hooked up Ryan Gosling, then Justin Timberlake, then Bradley Cooper all in the last few months.

Now People is pairing her with JAKE GYLLENHAAL. According to the magazine, Olivia and Jake were spotted at the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles over the weekend. A witness claims they were all "touchy feely," and "at one point, he had his hand on hers."

BABY NEWS: It's a boy for “Sister Sister” star Tia Mowry. The 32-year-old actress welcomed the eight-pound baby yesterday. Tia and her husband have not revealed the name of the baby

NICOLE KIDMAN’S baby daughter Faith is a redhead just like mom. Paparazzi caught Nicole arriving at Sydney airport Monday carrying the adorable five-month-old in her arms with Big sister Sunday by their side …

CHARLIE SHEEN'S EX GARNISHES WAGES: A judge in California has seen to it that CHARLIE SHEEN won't be a deadbeat dad and ordered that $55,000 a month be garnished from any payments CBS makes to Charlie and send it to the actor's ex-wife Brooke Mueller.

Sources tell TMZ Charlie is not behind on child support, but Brooke wanted to insure she'd get the money should he ever run low on cash. Word is Charlie IS hurting for money these days.

RELATED - OK, WE'RE AXING: Word is Charlie's character on 2.5 Men will be killed off. If you were a writer on the show, how would you do it?

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Actor Don Diamond Passes On

Character actor Don Diamond, who was a regular on both Zorro and F Troop among many other roles, passed on 4 June 1921 at the age of 90. The cause was heart failure.

Don Diamond was born 4 June 1921 in New York City. He studied drama at the University of Michigan. Following his graduation in 1942 he enlisted and served stateside in the United States Army Air Corps. He began working in radio dramas while waiting to be inducted into the military. He made his film début in the movie Borderline (1950) , but it would be television on which Mr. Diamond would spend much of his career.

Indeed, his television début would come in 1951 in the regular role of El Toro, Kit's sidekick, on The Adventures of Kit Carson. The Adventures of Kit Carson would run until 1955. Later in the decade Don Diamond would play Corporal Reyes on the TV series Zorro. He also guest starred on the shows Frontier, The Adventures of Jim Bowie, Adventures of Superman, Lassie, Trackdown,Circus Boys, Peter Gunn, The Life and Legend of  Wyatt Earp, and The Untouchables. He appeared in the movies Omar Khayam (1957), Raiders of Old California (1957), The Old Man and the Sea (1958), and The Story of Ruth (1960).

In the Sixties Don Diamond was a regular on F Troop as Crazy Cat, second in command to Chief Wild Eagle of the Hekawis. He also appeared on the shows Route 66, The Jack Benny Programme, Burke's Law, My Favourite Martian, Rawhide, The Dick Van Dyke Show, The Wild Wild West, Run For Your Life, The Big Valley, Get Smart, and The Immortal.  He appeared in the films Irma la Douce (1963), Fun in Acapulco (1963), The Carpetbaggers (1964), and How Sweet It Is (1968).

From the late Sixties into the Seventies Don Diamond provided the voice of Toro in "The Tijuana Toads" series of theatrical cartoons from Depatie-Freleng. In the Seventies
hHe guest starred on such shows as Mission: Impossible, Columbo, The Odd Couple, Emergency, The Rockford Files, and Lou Grant. He appeared in the films Mrs. Polifax-Spy (1971), Breezy (1973), The Toolbox Murders (1978), and Herbie Goes Bananas (1980). In the Eighties Mr. Diamond provided the voice of Sgt. Gonzalez on the animated series The Adventures of Zorro. He guest starred on the shows Dynasty, Dallas, MacGyverL. A. Law, and Newhart.


Don Diamond's prolific career as an actor was due to his mastery of accents and dialects. While many of his portrayals today would be considered racist (he played in both everything from Native Americans to Mexicans), there can be no denying that he had a gift for shaping his voice to anything he wanted it to be. Mr. Diamond also had a gift for comic timing. He was a very good comic actor, which also made him very much in demand in television shows in the Fifties and Sixties. While the average person probably does not recognise Mr. Diamond's name, there is little doubt that they would probably recognise his face and voice.

Movie Review: Midnight in Paris

Midnight in Paris is a pleasant talkie film. By that, I mean the characters meander the streets of Paris conversing. Nothing blows up (well, maybe a relationship or two), no one is killed, and at the end of the ninety minutes, you realize you want to sit in a cafe, drink some wine, and watch the world go by. Owen Wilson plays Gil, a successful Hollywood screenwriter. He's working on a book and wants to chuck the L.A. scene to live in Paris. He romanticizes the 1920s when so many American artists lived abroad. His fiancee, played by Rachel McAdams, thinks he's crazy. On this trip with her parents, he's the outsider.

Owen shambles along in his low key charming way and slowly realizes the engagment is all wrong. Every midnight, he strolls a certain cobblestone street and the atmosphere transforms into the 20s. He meets F.Scott Fitzgerald and wife Zelda, Ernest Hemingway, Gertrude Stein, Cole Porter, et al - they are all living the bohemian dream. He falls for a French girl, played by the lovely Marion Cotillard. She the latest muse of Pablo Picasso, but she and Gil light a spark.

They discuss the times. He rhapsodizes over the 1920s, and she shrugs it off as boring. She desires to visit La Belle Epoque. Gil's time travel skill allows them to visit that era, and that's where she wants to remain. Alas, Gil's heartbreak and return to current day living does give him the oomph to say, "I'm giving Paris a try, and I'm finishing my book." (aaah, any writer's dream)

All in all, Midnight in Paris has snappy dialogue (written and directed by Woody Allen) and it is a writer/artist movie. Lots of fun meeting famous people before they really became famous. Owen Wilson's manner has us believe and enjoy his adventure. It's also amusing to witness Rachel McAdams play a total snot. You root for Owen to recognize her shallowness.


Say bonjour, buy your ticket, and fall in love with Paris via this film.





Corey Taylor publicará un libro

El vocalista de las bandas de Des Moines Stone Sour y Slipknot sacará a la venta un libro.
Será una especie de memorias escrito por él y saldrá a la venta el 12 de julio en Estados Unidos y el 14 de julio en el Reino Unido.
El libro llevará el título "Seven Deadly Sins". En lo referente a él, Corey dijo que no sería una simple autobiografía sino que hablará bastante sobre el "pecado". Comentó también que en la escritura tendría bases similares a las de su música, no quiere hacer lo mismo que hacen los demás.

CHARLIE SHEEN LOSES A GODDESS/GAINS TV SHOW???: CHARLIE SHEEN is now a lone warlock.His last remaining "goddess" has left his "hooker pad."

A Sheen insider told Us Weekly Natalie Kenley has left the building after "[the relationship] ran its course."

Meanwhile ... Radar Online reports Sheen has teamed up with Lionsgate to to create and star in a new show about a guy who's very similar to the bad-boy character he played on "Two and a Half Men", but raunchier.

A spokesperson for TBS, however, denies being in discussions with Charlie's people. A Lionsgate rep said she was, quote, "unable to confirm the story" when contacted about it, and Charlie's own rep "[couldn't] comment on anything at this time."

RELATED: "Two and a Half Men" Creator to Kill Off Sheen's Character

You already got him off the show, dude. Killing him off just seems vindictive, dontchathink?

BREAKING NEWS!!! KIM KARDASHIAN SETS WEDDING DATE!!!: KIM KARDASHIAN and her baller boyfriend, KRIS HUMPHRIES, have set a wedding date. They're just not telling us.

The only reason we know is because KATHIE LEE GIFFORD revealed on her NBC morning program she and her husband were invited and "told a particular date" but wouldn't give up the details. However, if it's any consolation an insider tells the gossip site Popeater it's sometime in early August, and the wedding will be taped for an E! special

MARIAH CAREY TWEETS PIC OF BABY (SORT OF): MARIAH CAREY tweeted this photo of new baby Monroe with the caption, “This is baby Monroe saying "no pictures dahhhhling" at 7+1/2 weeks..oh dear :)”
Rest assured she’ll pick up Mom and Dad’s love of attention soon enough. It’s in her genes!

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS for Tuesday June 28 Include Kathy Bates and John Cusack

ROMANCE REPORT: I guess the rumors of their demise were exaggerated, and 52-year-old MADONNA is apparently still dating 24-year-old dancer, Brahim Zaibat. 'People' snapped this pic of the love birds in France over the weekend ...

ROSE McGOWAN SHOWS US HER TWEETS: ROSE McGOWAN was driving yesterday when the roof of her car flew off!!!
She tweeted this picture of the car roof sitting on the sidewalk with the caption, "Kind of ruined a perfectly good afternoon."
We should note the car is NOT a convertible. Yikes!!!

‘BRADY’ MOM REVEALS SHE ONCE GOT CRABS FROM THE MAYOR OF NEW YORK

Monday, June 27, 2011

The ProofrEADJer, June Edition, Part Two






A Father, A Son, and Two Detective Shows

It is not unusual for sons to follow their fathers into acting. One need look no further than Michael Douglas, who followed  his father Kirk Douglas into acting, or Beau and Jeff Bridges who followed their father Lloyd Bridges into acting. While the sons of many actors have followed their fathers into the field, however, it is rare that their careers will follow much the same path save for a few notable exceptions (Douglas Fairbanks Jr. being one). This holds true of Timothy Hutton, who followed his father Jim Hutton into acting.

In the Sixties Jim Hutton's career was a duke's mixture of comedies (Where the Boys Are and Who's Minding the Mint), Westerns (Major Dundee and Hallelujah Trail), and assorted other films. By the Seventies he was mostly doing television. In contrast, Timothy Hutton's career began with appearances in television movies before moving onto dramatic films such as Ordinary People (1980) and Turk 180. It was a path on which his career would remain for much of the Eighties and Nineties, with the occasional foray into comedy (Made in Heaven), crime drama (Q&A), and horror (The Dark Half). Timothy Hutton's career would have one thing in common with his father Jim's, however, as both had the honour of playing legendary, literary detectives in television series set in the past.

In the Sixties Jim Hutton had appeared primarily in movies. By the Seventies Jim Hutton primarily worked in television and most often on TV movies. When the creators of Columbo, William Link and Richard Levison, were given the chance to bring another mystery series to the small screen, they naturally thought of the Ellery Queen novels. The writing partners had been fans of the series of novels since they were boys. Indeed, some of their early short stories they had sold to Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine.

Here it should be pointed out that Messrs. Link and Levinson were not the first people to ever pursue an Ellery Queen television series. Beginning in 1950 on Dumont and later moving to ABC, The Adventures of Ellery Queen starred Richard Hart and, after Mr. Hart's death, Lee Bowman, as the detective. After moving back to Dumont, the series continued with Hugh Beaumont (most famous as Ward Cleaver of Leave It to Beaver) in the role. It ended in 1952. Another series, The Further Adventures of Ellery Queen, starred George Nader and later Lee Phillips in the title part. It ran from 1958 to 1959. In 1971 Peter Lawford starred in a disastrous television movie entitled Ellery Queen: Don't Look Behind You. Despite the fact that Ellery has always been a native New Yorker, Mr. Lawford still had his English accent.

While the earlier Ellery Queen series and, fortunately, the TV movie with Peter Lawford would be forgotten, William Link and Richard Levinson's television adaptation of the literary detective, simply titled Ellery Queen, is still remembered to this day. There can be no doubt that much of this was due to the casting of Jim Hutton as the legendary amateur detective. Jim Hutton would first play Ellery Queen in the movie pilot for the series, originally titled Ellery Queen but also known as "Too Many Suspects," which aired on NBC in the spring of 1975. The pilot, like the series, was set in the late Forties when it is generally considered that the best Ellery Queen novels were written.  In addition to Jim Hutton, the pilot and the series also featured David Wayne as Ellery's father, Inspector Queen of the NYPD, and Tom Reese as Inspector Queen's assistant, Sergeant Velie.

The format of Ellery Queen was essentially the same as that of the classic novels. Ellery Queen was a mystery writer who solved crimes on the side, much to the consternation of his police inspector father. A crime would be committed, after which Ellery would uncover clues which even his father had missed. Immediately before Ellery revealed whom the murderer was in any given novel, there would be printed a "Challenge to the Reader," which would summarise both the suspects and the clues, and challenge the reader to solve the mystery. The tradition of the "Challenge to the Reader" on the TV series was kept by having Ellery Queen speak directly to the viewers, summarising the clues and suspects, and challenging them to solve the mystery.

Not only would the series Ellery Queen be remembered to this day, but arguably the legendary detective would become the role with which Jim Hutton is now most identified. It might be surprising for some to learn, then, that the series received mixed reviews upon its début. In September 1975 Jay Sharbutt of the Associated Press gave Ellery Queen  a good review, writing, "It's old fashioned whodunitry, but it works well, thanks to costars Hutton and Wayne." In the 15 September 1975 issue of Time Richard Schickel gave the show a less favourable review, writing, "Ellery Queen (NBC, Thursday, 9 p.m. E.D.T.), starring Jim Hutton, is a garage-sale period piece. The presence of Guy Lombardo, some ancient autos and the oldest of detective story conventions (all suspects are assembled in one room to await the results of the detective's ratiocinations) are supposed to evoke nostalgia. They do not−and the format's stasis is numbing." Not only did Ellery Queen receive mixed reviews, but it also lasted only one season--a whole 22 episodes. Of course, here I must point out that one season was actually a long run for a show in the Seventies, when networks were inclined to cancel shows after only a month!

Regardless of what critics said of the series or how long it lasted, Ellery Queen would prove to be the best remembered adaptation of the detective on television. What is more, the role of crime solving mystery writer Ellery Queen would become the one for which Jim Hutton was best remembered, despite the many movies in which he had appeared. Sadly, Jim Hutton would die of liver cancer at the age of only 45 in 1979.

While his father would work later primarily in television, from the Eighties into the Nineties Timothy Hutton continued to work in feature films, only occasionally appearing on television in more upscale TV movies such as Zelda (in which he played F. Scott Fitzgerald) and Aldrich Ames: Traitor Within (in which he played the title role). Given the projects in which Timothy Hutton had been involved, it should hardly have been surprising when he was cast as Archie Goodwin, leg man and general, all around assistant to the brilliant detective Nero Wolfe and a great detective in and of himself. The project was a television movie based on the 1953 novel by Nero Wolfe's creator Rex Stout entitled The Golden Spiders for the A&E cable network. Planned as the first in a series of two hour telefilms, The Golden Spiders : A Nero Wolfe Mystery aired on 5 March 2000 and proved so successful that A&E green lighted A Nero Wolfe Mystery as a regularly scheduled, one hour series.


A Nero Wolfe Mystery was set in a vague time period that could have been the Forties or the Fifties and was extremely faithful to Rex Stout's original short stories and novels. It starred Maury Chaykin as eccentric but brilliant detective Nero Wolfe, who much preferred to remain in his brownstone with his orchids and gourmet food than to go out and interact with people. While it would be Nero Wolfe who solved the cases, then, it was his assistant Archie Goodwin, and occasionally additional detectives such as Saul Panzer, who did much of the actual investigating. Archie was particularly suited to the role, having an incredible memory that allowed him to recall conversations verbatim and a wealth of detail. These he would summarise in reports to Nero.

Just as Ellery Queen had been seen previously on television, so too had Nero Wolfe, although it would only be following Rex Stout's death. Rex Stout had been disappointed by the motion picture adaptations of the Thirties and so he would not allow the great detective to adapted to television either. It would not be until 1977, two years after Rex Stout's death, that the television movie Nero Wolfe would air on ABC. The telefilm was based on the novel The Doorbell Rang and stared Thayer David as Nero Wolfe and Tom Mason as Archie Goodwin. Thayer David's death in 1978 prevented a television series from developing out of the TV movie. In 1981 NBC proceeded with it s own Nero Wolfe series, Rex Stout's Nero Wolfe, starring William Conrad as Wolfe and Lee Horsley as Goodwin. Despite its title, only a few episodes were adapted from Rex Stout's work. It lasted only 14 episodes.

It is little wonder, then, that A&E's A Nero Wolfe Mystery would become the best remembered adaptation of Rex Stout's creation, better remembered than either the movies or the radio shows before it. Indeed, the series did not simply adapt Rex Stout's works, but sought to duplicate their plots and even dialogue as precisely as possible. Unlike the 1977 telefilm or the 1981 series, A Nero Wolfe Mystery was a period piece, set in an era that could have been anywhere from the Forties to the late Fifties. The series featured all of the major characters from the novels, including Nero's cook Fritz (Colin Fox), private detective Saul Panzer (Conrad Dunn), Inspector Cramer (Bill Smitrovich), and others.  Timothy Dutton would actually do more on the series than play Archie Goodwin. He was also one of the executive producers of the series and directed four of its episodes.

A Nero Wolfe Mystery would début to nearly universal critical acclaim. John Leonard in the 16 April 2001 issue of New York Magazine proclaimed, "Imperious and mysterious, Rex Stout's Nero Wolfe was always a natural for television. Finally, A&E got him right." Laura Urbani of The Pittsburgh Tribune-Review would write in its 22 April 2001 issue, "Hutton has found a series of which he can be proud. Most actors would kill to be a part of such a witty and classy production." By no means were these reviews unusual. A Nero Wolfe Mystery was praised in most of its reviews, with bad reviews an absolute rarity.


Sadly, such reviews would not be enough to save the series from cancellation after twenty episodes and two seasons. A&E never gave an official reason for cancelling the series, although it could have been due to the sheer costs of the series. This may be confirmed by a statement issue at the time of the cancellation of A Nero Wolfe Mystery in 2002 on the official A&E web site: "We at A&E remain extremely proud of Nero Wolfe. It is a high quality, beautifully produced and entertaining show, unlike anything else currently on the television landscape. Although it performed moderately well amongst tough competition for two seasons, it simply did not do well enough for us to be able to go on making it, given the current television climate." Sadly, it would only be two years after the cancellation of A Nero Wolfe Mystery that A&E would delve more and more into fare of much less quality--reality television.

One does not have to be a great detective to see the parallels between Jim Hutton's series Ellery Queen and Timothy Hutton's series A Nero Wolfe Mystery. Both shows were based on works featuring famous, fictional detectives (albeit one an amateur, Ellery, and one a professional, Nero). Both works were period pieces, with Ellery Queen set in the late Forties and A Nero Wolfe Mystery set in a vague period that could have been the Forties or Fifties. Both series sought to be faithful to the works upon which they were based, although Ellery Queen never went to the extent that A Nero Wolfe Mystery would in adapting the very dialogue of the novels. Sadly, both series would be short lived. Ellery Queen lasted only a season, producing 22 episodes. A Nero Wolfe Mystery would last two seasons, but because those seasons were shorter, it only produced 20 episodes. The parallels are quite interesting.

Of course, if Jim Hutton and Timothy Hutton both starred in two remarkable mystery series based on classic detectives, it is perhaps because both men knew quality when they saw it. Both Ellery Queen and  A Nero Wolfe Mystery have maintained legions of this fans to this day. Indeed, despite their short runs, both series have been released on DVD. What is more, both series have been successful on DVD. It is a unique honour that Jim Hutton and Timothy Hutton have. A father and his son, they each played a classic detective and saw a good deal of success in doing so.

(Credit Where Credit is Due Department: This post emerged largely through discussions with my friend Casey of the blog Noir Girl, who loves Jim Hutton, Timothy Hutton, and A Nero Wolfe Mystery as much as I do)

Pain - The Great Pretender

hoy os ofrezco un vídeo que Pain hizo público hace unos días. Se trata del segundo videoclip correspondiente a su nuevo trabajo You Only Live Twice.
La canción escogida es "The Great Pretender". El vídeo es algo confuso a la par que dificil de comprender. Inicia con un gorila zurrándole la badana a un conejo. Se van juntos atracar un banco, al final abren sus bolsas y el conejo ve que está llena de zanahorias y el gorila de plátanos. Empiezan otra vez a darse de leches mientras una vaca propietaria de un interesante vehículo es testigo de la escena tranquilamente.
Sin duda, Peter Tägtgren siempre nos sorprende con sus vídeos, como por ejemplo el clásico de "Shout Your Mouth".
WATCH FAN BUM-RUSH MILEY - RIHANNA TRIP AND FALL: A female fan bum-rushed MILEY CYRUS during the final moments of her show in Melbourne, Australia, over the weekend. The fan somehow got up on the stage, and came at Miley from behind. When she got to Miley, she put her arm around her.

After the fan came at Miley from behind and made contact, Miley's security quickly took her down and rushed Miley offstage ...


Meanwhile ... RIHANNA tripped and fell during a performance in Edmonton, Canada ...


On a related Rihanna note ... CEE LO GREEN has given Rihanna the big "Forget you" and quit her tour. His rep says it's mostly because of his commitments to the reality show "The Voice":

"He always puts 100% into his work and with the requirements and time commitment to 'The Voice', on top of heading back into the recording studio and an upcoming book, he feels that he wouldn't give his fans the show that they deserve."

SNAP SHOT - KIM K.’S INADVERTENT WARDROBE MALFUNCTION: KIM KARDASHIAN flashed some undie while filming scenes as a guest judge for the ninth season of "Project Runway" ...

DID HUGH HEFNER'S EX TRY TO PAWN ENGAGEMENT RING???!!!: Is CRYSTAL HARRIS trying to pawn off the engagement ring HUGH HEFNER allowed her to keep? Don't look at us, we don't know. But that won't stop us from speculating!

Crystal was spotted by the pesky paparazzi at a jewelry store in La Jolla, California the other day getting the ring appraised. But because she didn't have any of the paperwork, they couldn't do it. So she called the Playboy Mansion for the info and they promised to get back to her. (--Word is the ring is worth $90,000.)

By the way ... TMZ reports the owner of the store supposedly expressed his sympathy over the broken engagement, and Crystal allegedly replied, quote, "Are you kidding? It was all for publicity."

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS for Monday June 27 Include Khloe Kardashian and ‘Spider-man’ Tobey Maguire.

ROMANCE REPORT - JUSTIN AND SCARLETT: Over the last couple of months the tabs would have you believing JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE has dated or is dating MILA KUNIS and OLIVIA WILDE. This week he's hooking up with SCARLETT JOHANSSON.
The not always reliable London Sun claims the pair was together at a club in New York last week and ended the night back at JT’s apartment. The two are said to have left the club about ten minutes apart, but Scarlett was seen walking up the stairs of Justin's place soon after … and she didn't leave the apartment until 10 am the next morning, wearing the same clothes from the night before!!! And you know what that means: wacka, wacka!!!

CELEBRITY INK: JENNIFER ANISTON got her first tatt recently. The ink, on the inside of her right foot, reads, “Norman”, the name of her beloved dog that died this past May.

It’s clear she’s still heartbroken over the loss because Thursday night during a taping of "Inside the Actors Studio", host JAMES LIPTON wrapped up the show with his usual 10 questions shtick, one of which is ‘ What is your favorite word?’ Jen tearfully answered "Norman."

Oh, and Jennifer did not show up to the taping alone. She brought her new man, Justin Theroux, along. An audience member tells RadarOnline, "Whenever there would be a lull, she would just look at him and give him a wink and go back to what she was doing." The interview will air next month.


R.I.P: Actor PETER FALK, best known for his work as the titular character on the TV show ‘Columbo,’“died peacefully” Thursday night at his home in Beverly Hills, CA, according to a statement released by his family. He was 83. No cause of death was offered, but Falk had been suffering from dementia and Alzheimer's.

Here's a scene from "Columbo", in which Lieutenant Columbo says his classic "Just one more thing" line ...

Sunday, June 26, 2011

The ProofrEADJer, June Edition








And two quotations at the local City Hall that weren't themselves misspelled but were attributed to misspelled people.