Thursday, May 24, 2012

Friggin' May.

Let's just cut the crap and I'll fill you in on my month, shall we?

Well first there was the accident.  My poor Sentra never saw it coming.  Two blocks away from home, I got rear ended something fierce by a kid who was distracted.  My favorite part of the whole ordeal was that it came the day after I was complaining about how much I hate car stuff.  I hate buying cars.  I hate car trouble.  I hate thinking about possible car situations.  It all just really stresses me out.  I really hoped that I could live my life without ever having to worry about buying another car ever.  That hope did not survive for long.

Less than a week after the accident was Relay for Life.  Which, thanks to all you wonderful people, I was able to raise nearly $400 for.  Thank you!  Relay was great.  I spent some quality time with my nephew P. Dub discussing important life matters like the Avengers and Journey.  Some quality time I should have been have been having, however, was with some SPF 45 and my exposed skin.  The sun was out in full force and I got burnt.  So much so that my nose melted off my face.  Straight up.
This is what happens when you make P. Dub angry.

So there I was.  No nose.  No Sentra.  Just a rental car and a broken heart. 

As shallow as it may seem, I will admit that my prayer for two solid weeks was that the Lord would help me find a new car and allow my nose skin to grow back.  Per usual, God is faithful and both issues have been resolved.

After a few awful car shopping experiences I met a very nice man named Francisco who helped me get the car I wanted for the price I could afford.  Also, free of charge, he told me about a place to get a decent torta.  He also told my mom that I would make a great wife some day after I had written him a check for the down payment.  That means he meant it, right? 

And, as you can see, my nose came back.  Better, stronger, and possibly cancer-riddled.   New nose, I promise to take care of you, and love you, and moisturize you every day and never ever let anyone hurt your or burn you ever again.*

Somebody has a very serious case of old lady forehead.
*I may have made this promise before.  In fact, losing my nose is kind of a thing for me.  I hit it on the bottom of a pool once (complicated story) and jacked it up one time while camping.  But this time I mean it.

Then Mother's day rolled around.  I was too busy shopping for a car and teaching a salesman named Paul how to pronounce my super exotic first name to spend time with my mom.  Sorry about that.  Hopefully this can make up for it a bit.

My favorite picture of me and my mom.

Mom, I love you.  I hope you know I love you.  And I hope you know how much I appreciate all the important things you've taught me.  Like how animal print is not my friend but a decent eyeliner is.  How life's frustrations will make you laugh or cry.  Its usually best to laugh.  And I'm glad we can laugh a lot.   Cause laughing's my favorite.  And you made me that way.  And I'm sorry that sometimes you think I don't need you.  That's not true at all.  You just did a really good job of raising me so I'm able to do a lot of things on my own.  It should make you proud.  But I've only got one Mom in this world.  Well...only one real mom...and even if I may not "need" you the way you'd like, I definitely want you around.  Because there's no one else like you, Dawn Beber.

Okay back to me.

I've stopped drinking diet soda and I am not a fan of this bullcrap.  I'm going to have to take up smoking or something because I am a girl who needs a vice.  Soda's the biggest issue but I'm also trying to limit what kind of crap I drink in general.  With time, I'm hoping to ween out not-so-bad but not-so-great things like Crystal Light and other drinks with artificial sweetners.  Ugh.  I'm just saying that in a world where beverage options are infinite....whatever your heart may dream up is probably real somewhere....it's kind of a bummer to commit to a lifetime of water and unsweetened tea.  Lord, help me.

Here's to looking forward to June. 

Crap.  That reminds me I need to find a wedding date.  My anxiety level just went up a little bit.  Wish me luck.

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