Name My Blog Please.

Turns out "Something To Blog About" is not the beautiful, unique snowflake I imagined it was. Today during a very sad google search I found that there are several blogs and even a book by the same title. My blog didn't even show up in the first few pages.

In order to gain better Google karma I've decided I'll need a better, more unique name. Here's where you come in to play.

I need you to name my blog!

I'm desperate. Here are my requirements:

The title must be

1. Clever
   
2. Mostly unique
3. Able to pass a Google search test (meaning as of right now if you google it a blog or web site does not pop up).

Please please please send me your suggestions. You can leave them under comments. There will be a prize for the name I pick!