Haiku For You.

I thought I'd use a new approach to catching you up on my recent happenings.

I decided to express my feelings about this week via poorly written Haikus. I can't take too much credit, I stole this idea form my friend Phillip.

Enjoy.

Wild week at work

A radius of doo-doo
Glad its now over

Somebody ate turds
Or at least that's how it smelled
I wanted to barf

Thank you low rise trucks
For clearly marking douche bags
Seriously, man

You should probably have at least some regrets...

I'm in a bad mood
Don't want to hear your voices.
My ears don't like you

My plants hate their life
One committed suicide
Ugh, such agony

Work can make me sad
Happy hours cheer me up
Thanks again, Ebar

My hair bums me out
I have a curly mullet
Let's fix this soon please

Hit a Ford Fusion
Lady tells me no big deal
Wonderful woman

Woke up to thunder
Thought I was going to crap
Scariest ever

Small groups start Thursday
Really stoked but lots of work
Totally worth it

Need a pedicure
My feet resemble talons
I want human feet

Did I mention storm
Seriously that crap sucked
Not soothing at all

Found this pic online
Pretty woman is my fave
But this is not cool
Seriously, how on earth were there enough adults on board with this to see this come to fruition?

Hung out with P. Dub
Tucked him in, said "I love you."
Called me Aunt Hannah

Those are my haikus. I am to poetry what Rebecca Black is to pop music.