EADJ Presents: How To Green A Business

As businesses continue to go greener in order to make customers think they give a shit about the environment, EADJ has compiled a few tips for business owners so that they too can go green:

• Make double-sided copies of your ass instead of single-sided.

• If a business meeting is within walking distance, take a nice walk there instead of calling in drunk.

• Lots of companies have gone paperless with their sexual harassment complaints. You should do that, too, Sugar Tits.

• Turn off lights when they're not in use. Since your business is pretty much failing, it's probably better to just turn everything off.

• When someone sends you an email that at the bottom tells you to "reconsider the environment when printing this email," print it out TWICE, show it to them, and tell them to suck it.

• If she is available, you should hire actress Eva Green as a receptionist. Not only is her last name 'green,' but you can totally see her bush in the movie "The Dreamers."

• Think twice before letting millions of gallons of oil leak into the Gulf of Mexico, permanently damaging the ecosystem and generally being a defiant, unapologetic prick about the whole thing (BP only).

• Compact fluorescent bulbs use about 75% less energy than a traditional incandescent bulb and lasts at least 6 times longer. They'll probably be around longer than even you, Mister Shows-Up-At-10:30.

• Styrofoam is no longer acceptable packing material for packages. Try ham.

• They say Eileen's insufferable "Ei-Day" daily newsletters was a waste of paper and told her to stop. Thank God for that.

• Used coffee grounds from the break room can be recycled as fresh coffee grounds for the interns' break room.

• Using a digital projector during presentations spends an awful lot of electricity. Try keeping your slides to a maximum of one.

• Unplug your computer when in use.

• Try biking to work instead of taking the train or driving. This should increase your commute by about six hours a day!

• When tossing your personal assistant's salad, take a minute to think about what you can do to save the environment.

• Energy, unfortunately, is not equal to time. So you still have to attend all those status meetings.

• Quit your job. Join a commune. Grow hashish and just fucking be.

Happy Halloween 2011

Happy Halloween, everyone!

Twin Peaks Theme ~Angelo Badalamenti

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Trivium - Built To Fall

Ha salido el segundo vídeo correspondiente al nuevo disco de Trivium. La canción escogida fue "Built To Fall".
A diferencia del primer vídeo, "In Waves", en este al menos se ve algo de historia y algo interesante a parte de ellos ahogándose en un mar/lago...
La canción es una de las mejores de su último trabajo y por el final, nos dejan entrever de que van a publicar algún vídeo más.
Os dejo con "Built To Fall":

Happy Halloween From EADJ!

"It's Halloween, everyone!" said Standpipe.


Boom Box On TV was SO PSYCHED!


Bike Lanes were glad.


And Frying Pan was so excited!


Building hated Halloween, so he just ignored it.


High Chair wasn't really into it, either. But whatever.


Neither Door Attachment nor Porch Board were ready for it this year.


Smokestack and Bridge got into the Halloween spirit and helped decorate. They put up...


...a Jack-O-Lantern and...


...two skeletons.


Corner was mildly encouraged by the turnout.


And the costume contest began:


Speaker came as a generic ghost.


Surround Sound Box dressed like a Minion from "Despicable Me."


Garbage Truck came as a catfish.


Rice Cooker had on a great gorilla costume.


Both Recycling Bins and Egg Carton showed up as Ninja Turtles.


18 Wheeler dressed as Frylock from "Aqua Teen Hunger Force."


Dashboard came as a convincing angry robot.


Ionic Breeze dressed like Ghost Face from the "Scream" movies.


Designer Chair dressed up as Mr. Mouth, but he kept getting "H.R. Pufnstuf."


60 Year Old Birthday Cake dressed as Cookie Monster.


Train Bathroom Door showed up as an angry Italian giving the finger, but nobody got it.


Escalator Partition dressed as John Goodman.


Dunkin Donuts Rug forgot to show up in costume and felt like an asshole.


Dog Dish showed up in a bad Skeletor costume.


But Stained Glass Window won the prize for their "Grinning Kermit" costume.


Purse went out for a smoke.


Bank Waiting Area was glad to meet so many new people.


Subway Tool Storage Box stood against the wall and kept to himself.


Oven said they didn't get enough candy.


But Water Cooler didn't get any candy.


And as always, Fountain drank too much and got sloppy.


Train Car Lock took too much ecstasy and had to lie down.


iPhone Case wondered who was going to pay for all of this.


Cardboard Box and Broken Hinge both got lost and missed the party entirely.


Cheap Ikea Chair just smiled and enjoyed another successful party.


Sun Roof Attachment was still scared and refused to come down.


Large Capacity Tub said, "Yay! Let's do this again next year!"

Editor's Note: Thanks to Andrew Gall and Emily Kane for their contributions to this.

TAYLOR SWIFT THREATENS LAWSUIT OVER TOPLESS PIC: TAYLOR SWIFT is threatening to sue a gossip site for publishing a less-than-innocent photo they identified as a "leaked" nude pic of her.

According to TMZ, Taylor insists it is not her and is considering filing a suit charging the site with copyright infringement and distributing "false pornographic images." The site, which is said to be weighing its options, published the pic along with what they referrred to as "evidence" the photo was legit.

Here's the so-called evidence they lay out: They point out that "after careful examination of the photo" it has to be Taylor because the girl in the photo has strawberries on her panties and Taylor has been known to eat strawberries, and the top of the line wood paneling on her bedroom walls is so "hoity-toity" only a "country star like Taylor Swift would splurge" on something like that.

The "evidence is so idiotic I gotta believe it was meant to be tongue in cheek. I mean, the girl barely resembles Taylor.

ROMANCE REPORT - IS EVA LONGORIA SCORING WITH ANOTHER BALLER???: Has 'Desperate Housewives' star EVA LONGORIA drafted another NBA baller  to replace ex-husband Tony Parker?

According to the 'New York Post', she has. Eva was spotted with Los Angeles Lakers Matt Barnes at a Manhattan restaurant last week, and according to a witness, "There was definitely a spark between Eva and Matt. They weren't seated next to each other, but you could tell there was something between them. There was a little hand-holding over the table and a lot of eye contact."

Asked for comment, Longoria's rep trotted out the old "they're just friends" response.

That, however, wasn't good enough for Longoria ... "First Jessica Simpson, now this," she wrote on her WhoSay page -- alluding to rampant chatter about Jessica Simpson's possible pregnancy. "Once again, press gets it wrong, Matt barnes and I are not dating!" She added: "We are doing a charity event together for Padres and Athletes vs Cancer."


L to R: Matt Barnes, Eva, George Lopez and friend - Eva Longoria on WhoSay

LINDSAY LOHAN SHOWS US HER PICS: LINDSAY LOHAN got her jacked up teeth fixed. And she's so happy with her new look she posted a picture of it on Twitter, along with the message, "Thanks, Dr. Dorfman for the zoom . . . My gums are so sore though!"

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAY LIST FOR MONDAY OCTOBER 31 INCLUDES 'COVERT AFFAIRS' PIPER PERABO

WATCH - HEIDI KLUM DRESSED AS DEAD BODY FOR HALLOWEEN: HEIDI KLUM, known for her elaborate Halloween costumes, really outdid herself this year transforming herself into a skinless autopsy body for her annual Halloween party in Las Vegas ...



MORE CELEB HALLOWEEN COSTUMES: The stars were out for early Halloween festivities this weekend! Here are a few choice costumes:

Nicole Richie as Jennifer Lopez
Kim Kardashian as Poison Ivy
Gwen Stefani as Cinderella
Lindsay Lohan as a French maid

SNAPSHOT: DEMI MOORE left a nail appointment in West Hollywood the other day and got totally hounded by the paparazzi. According to an eye witness, Demi, quote, "lashed out and screamed obscenities at them as she pushed through the group on the way to her car."

Another witness says it was only because one of the photographers goaded her into it by blocking her path, then shoving his camera in her face.

Meanwhile ... the photographer has filed a battery report against Demi, claiming she struck him as he tried to take her picture on Friday. He told X17Online, "Demi was crazy; she was totally losing it. I was just standing on the sidewalk, trying to get a few shots of her and she was going completely mad. She tried to jump on me and swipe my camera."

TMZ reports is calling bull**** on the photogs story saying he displayed no visible injuries and that, quote, "judging from the photos of the incident, it appears the pap was way too close and in her face."

The West Hollywood Sheriff's Department will reportedly be given the complaint to investigate.

Oh Happy Days.

Holy smokes if this is not the month of weddings, engagements, and babies. Every week there is some sort of gathering to commemorate such an event.

This week it was the wedding of some new friends of mine. John and Lauren. Or as you can now call them, Mr. and Mrs. Rosales. Their wedding was beautiful.

Bride and Groom.

Highlights:

Things kicked off pretty awesome. I told my friend Em I wanted to sit in the front. Moments before the ceremony we took our seats. I plopped down on my wooden chair only to hear a giant "crack!" followed by the sound of someone sighing, "Sara Beeber..." Emily was able to trade out the chairs while I giggled and snorted awkwardly.

The ceremony was gorgeous. Lauren was a beautiful bride and John was a sweet, doting groom. It was perfect.

As you can see John and Lauren have huge families. Pictures took a while.

We had some time to kill before dinner so the Hingepoint crew did what we do best. Let Jeri photo stalk us. She captured some sweet gems. Per usual.

L to R: Beeb, Rachel, Tara, Brandon

I believe this is what the kids are calling "Stank Face". And for some reason Brandon is on the receiving end of this one. Hard. The unfortunate part is that in my head I was probably thinking something along the lines of "wow, that is really interesting" or "I'm really enjoying this conversation right now". It's a bummer to find out your resting face looks like this. Such is life, I suppose.

L to R: Rachel, Tara, Me, Morgan, Elizabeth

Then we tried a ladies shot. This is always a struggle for me. You can clearly see my bra here. I guess pearls alone don't make you a lady. At least Jeri cropped out the weird pigeon toe thing I was doing.

Never a dull moment with these girls.

I did manage to take a decent shot with some of my favorite girls. I love these two.

We had fun. Lots of it. So much so that I had to assure everyone around me that I was not drunk just really really tired.

John and Lauren were so happy!

They're pretty cute.

I think this one is my favorite. You can't see her mouth, but those eyes tell you she's got a huge smile on her face!

The night ended with Tara and I aggressively losing the bouquet toss to a 16-year-old girl. We then hung out on the porch reflecting on the last few weeks.

You see, two months ago I couldn't tell you anything about John and Lauren. And here I was six weeks later...smiling, crying, laughing, dancing, and generally embarrassing myself at their wedding. It was such a beautiful night. I'm so thankful that they joined the small group Tara and I hosted and we were able to get to know them. I now consider them dear friends and am so excited about the life they get to share.

God is good. Marriage is beautiful. Friendship is so sweet. And If that isn't reason to celebrate I don't know what is.