Last Post of 2011.

It's rare my sister encourages my blogging.  She deemed this little incident blog-worthy so I thought I'd take advantage.

Scene:  We went to Target after dinner and before seeing New Year's eve.  Our goal was to pick up some new year's head wear to sport for the evening.  To our dismay, we found nothing.  We decided to check the seasonal area and found only Christmas decorations and Valentine's decorations.  It's here we met our new friend Mando.  He was awesome.  We explained our situation to him.

Mando:  "So are you all looking to get chocolate wasted?"
Me:  "Well...we're kind of Red Lobster wasted right now.  So probably not."

Mando:  "Yeah...drinking and seafood don't really go together."

Me:  "Oh...you weren't really talking about chocolate?"

Mando explained to me that it was some sort of movie reference that I, clearly, did not get.

Later in the car this scene took place.

Me:  "Did you know that guy wasn't talking about chocolate?"
Hannah:  "Yeah....I thought he was talking about sex."



So..there you are.  One last awkward moment to polish off the year.  Lesson learned:  If a black man asks you about getting chocolate wasted...he's not talking about chocolate but you shouldn't necessarily jump to the conclusion that he's propositioning you for other things.

Happy New Year!!