Happy Birthday, Blog.

I feel like so much has happened that I haven't been able to blog about.  Like how my car looks like it got punched in the arse or how my face looks like a piece of bacon.  But those are all different blogs for different days.

In case you didn't know, last Friday was my 2nd blog birthday!  Hooray! 

Unfortunately I wasn't able to blog on Friday.  You know, because it was a Friday night and I'm a young 20-something so I was super busy taking a nap and watching a documentary about O.J. Simpson .

I thought we'd make this blog a party.  And by party I mean let's review some data.

Here are some facts per Blogspot:

First we have this chart.

I have no clue what this chart is telling me but it looks like an iceberg so enjoy.

Accidental Google Finds.

My sincerest apologies to Chad Kroeger and anyone who was subsequently disappointed when they stumbled up on this blog.  I assure you it was not my intention to jack with your google karma.  Same goes to you, Arabic language.

Fan favorite posts.

I can't believe my heart felt Mother's Day tribute from last year didn't make the list.

The United Nations of Pageviews

Now this I love.  Slovenia?  Seriously?  I had to google Slovenia to verify where it was on the map.  I only knew it sounded Eastern European-ish.  I'm a little disappointed that Canada, my love, doesn't rank higher on this list. But I guess there are just more Russians out there who are curious about the evolution of Chad Kroeger's face and my white girl problems.  Can't be mad at it.

Some Real Stalker Biz

Everyone loves a good pie chart so I had to throw one of those in here.  26 iPad views kind of sounds like a waste of an iPad.  But I appreciate your enthusiasm no less. 

In all sincerity, I've had a lot of fun on this blog.  I enjoy writing my lame posts and I've had many great friends encourage me along the way.  Thanks for reading.  I appreciate and love you all.

Yes, that includes you, faithful little Polish viewer.



P.S.  Here are the links to the most popular posts if you're feeling nostalgic.
My Dirty Little Nickelback Secret.
Between a Bullet and a Beeber.
Inappropriate Comments About Fake Raptures.
White Girl Problems.
Red, White, and Beeber.
Baptist and Single: The Ballad of Sara Beeber.
Putting the "Suck" in Success.
Craplist.
Happy Easter Y'all.
Apple Bottoms, Big Hair, Mustaches, Etc.