Don't Think For A Second We've Forgotten About Stunt Cat

As Universal Pictures, Warner Brothers, Miramax, Lions Gate, Pathé!, Sony Pictures, Paramount, DreamWorks, Columbia, and Touchstone Pictures continue to develop their own version of "Stunt Cat," the hot property EADJ discovered on the wall of a movie theatre in Manhattan, EADJ turned to Google to see what other Stunt Cat developings are in the works:

Stunt Cat! The iPhone app

Stunt Cat here is a skydiving feline whose only weakness is buggy OpenFeint Achievements and a bloated binary size and no technical support. Chris Martone has taken the concept of a stunt cat and turned him into a suicidal opposite of Doodle Jump.

This app is currently available on the iTunes Store to download and crash your iPhone with.

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Stuntcat on myspace Music

Stuntcat appears to be a band composed of two people, although they feature the one girl. Maybe the guy is fat or hideous or he looks exactly like Adam Levine and they don't want to get confused with Maroon 5 when they end up on the cover of SPIN. Either way, their music has a pleasant enough indie sound, but not necessarily something I'd crank in my car. Maybe if my car were broken down outside of a hookah lounge, and everyone there wanted to listen to something, anything.

Stunt Cat. Now More Than Ever.

Since yesterday's entry, Hollywood has been abuzz with "Stunt Cat" scriptwriting and development since they are essentially creatively bankrupt. Studios from Miramax to Universal are clambering to be the first to release a feature film called "Stunt Cat" with merchandising tie-ins, promotional tours at comicons, and possible 3D conversion after the initial release. Here are the five top ideas for this white hot property:

Scenario 1: "Stunt Cat:" Vogue editor Anna Wintour voices Stella, the fashion-conscious cat in a 30th floor penthouse who uncovers murder and adventure (and even love) in this high-altitude animated thriller from Dreamworks. Karl Lagerfeld voices "Detente," the finicky bulldog!

Status: Still rendering.

Scenario 2: "Stunt Kat:" Kat Dennings stars as a clumsy stuntwoman whose main talent is falling down and letting her spectacular boobs fall out of her jumpsuit.

Status: In development, if you know what I mean.

Scenario 3: "Stunt Cat:" Peter Dinklage plays James "Cat" Catherall, a dwarf assassin who uses his "stunted" stature to squeeze into the headquarters of TicketMaster and kill every last motherfucking person who works or draws a paycheck from that miserable company. Rated E for Everyone.

Status: Happening now.

Scenario 4: "Stunt Cat:" A live action romp featuring real-life stunt cat Herbie and cast of over four dozen Parkour free runners and performers from the stage show "Stomp." Soundtrack by Blue Man Group and the Cirque Du Soleil players. Directed by Tarsem.

Status: Unbearable.

Scenario 5: "Stunt Cat:" Ridley Scott films a movie about a cat who may or may not be an alien, who uses stunts to reproduce and populate other planets, and it's possible this may be a prequel to "Alien," but nobody is saying anything like that, and you can enjoy it as a stand-alone movie, which is total bullshit because just look at it.

Status: Aliens.

Spotted In A Loews Movie Theatre

Riding down the escalator, I noticed this unremarkable mural of Times Square on the wall.

Pretty unremarkable, until you notice the movie playing on the Embassy marquee:

STUNT CAT?! HOLY SHIT WE GOTTA MAKE THIS HAPPEN, HOLLYWOOD.