Seeing as so much exciting stuff is going down in my life at the moment...

I figured that it was a perfect opportunity to post a blog I wrote like a month ago and forgot to put up. There's nothing like a woefully outdated report on what I did after finishing my history exam ON THE SEVENTH OF JUNE. Enjoy.

• I played Legend of Zelda: Master Quest on the Gamecube for about three and a half hours. I killed the boss of the water temple without even losing a life! But I did have to use a fairy.
  
• I then played the fishing game on Zelda for a further 35 minutes, sitting in the dark. I caught a 13 pound fish! I was quite happy. I then saw a bigger fish in the water and spent like five minutes trying to get it. It did actually bite the hook but then it swam away and I never saw it again. Then the sun came up and I spent a few minutes trying to hook the hat off the fisherman's head.
  
• I revised topless in the sun. My torso is now pink. God damnit, Sun. What the fuck? Why did nobody other than the fifteen thousand adverts every day tell me that it's a bad idea to sit topless in direct sunlight for an hour and a half without suntan? WHY WASN'T I TOLD? Cunts.
  
• I watched the finale of Prison Break: Tale of bald men. I guessed correctly that the fat guy was gonna break the wires. AND HE DID. I didn't predict that the plane was going to take off and just leave them in the middle of a field. lolz rinsed.
  
• I TALKED TO A GIRL ON THE PHONE. A REAL ONE WITH TEETH AND EVERYTHING.
  
• I made myself a little crown with the words "Essay King" painted on them, and I ran around the house playing the clarinet and shouting I AM THE ESSAY KINGGGGGGGGGGG.
  
• I was revising and I found a comic strip that I drew ages ago and I put it at the bottom of this post.
  
• I set up a tent in my bedroom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then I took it down again because it was boiling hot and I was unable to move anywhere. That, and it made my room smell weird.
  
• On my day off school I wore a school shirt and school tie, just because they were lying on the floor and it would mean I didn't have to put in the effort to actually open the drawer and find real clothes.
  
• I went to bed at 12.30. I woke up at 6.10. I then went down and sat in the garden AND READ A BOOK. It was quite a depressing book; at the end the entire family dies, except for this guy and his baby. He drops the baby in the garden and goes to visit a prostitute. When he returns, ants have killed the baby and have carried it to their anthill. He then goes mad and gets blown away by a tornado. The End.
  
• I wrote a blog talking about how awesome I am at writing essays.

One of those activies did not happen and was just made up occurence. Can you guess which?

And no, you don't get to see the cartoon that I drew. Fuck you, America.