I became a man.
I am no longer in my larval stage, I am ready to spread my wings and fly about the world, kind of like that boss on Metroid Prime 2: Echoes. You know, that annoying one with the three stages. I have just completed stage one, which involves shooting myself in the tummy with missiles a few times. Now I'm gonna flap about pointlessly firing purple semen about willy nilly, before spasming randomly and flashing red AS THOUGH I WANT TO BE SHOT IN MY ONE WEAK SPOT. And then I'll go all black and nasty and spout out very useful babies all over the arena until I die and give up my prize possession of the Dark Visor.
I'm not sure where I'm going with this analogy, but I AM EIGHTEEN!!!!!!!
I should be more zinged about the moral and emotional ramifications of leaving my childhood behind and enjoying the world as an adult from now on. But really I'm just excited about the current state of my fridge.
LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From now on my posts will be much more mature to show off my new adult viewpoint of the world.
POLITICS
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