Special Hurricane Irene Post!

Since we are stuck at home due to the hurricane snarling all trains to NYC, let's review what we saw during Hurricane Irene news footage, shall we? No? Well, I'm doing it anyway. Fuck you guys.











Every channel had a Hurricane Irene logo for their newscast. Some were better than others.

YOU NEED TASK CHAIR

HEY PUSSY



GOT A TASK TO DO? GET TASK CHAIR FIRST, BITCH. GET THAT TASK SHIT DONE RIGHT WITH YOUR ASS IN A TASK CHAIR. STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING COCKSUCKER.



IN A TASK CHAIR, YOUR STUPID ASS CAN GET ALL KINDS OF TASKS COMPLETED. LIKE ORGANIZING BILLS- DONE. COUPONS CLIPPED- DONE. ABORTIONS- DONE (NO JUDGMENTS IN TASK CHAIR).



YOUR SMALL PUSSY HEAD WILL FUCKING SPIN WITH ALL THE TASKS YOU WILL HAVE COMPLETED. LIKE LEARNING THE FUTURE PERFECT VERB TENSE WE JUST USED IN THAT LAST SENTENCE. FUCKING SICK, RIGHT? YOU ARE SUCH A PUSSY.



STOP BITCHING OUT AND TASK UP IN A GODDAMNED TASK CHAIR. GET. SHIT. DONE. THAT'S RIGHT, WE DID THAT THING WHERE EVERY WORD ENDED IN A PERIOD. YEAH, WE KNOW THAT'S PLAYED OUT, BUT WHY ARE YOU STILL BEING SUCH A PUSSY? THAT'S WHAT WE THOUGHT, SQUIRREL.



GET A TASK CHAIR, SON. GET YOUR LIFE TASKS DONE. AND HELL YES, WE MEANT THAT SHIT TO RHYME. ACT LIKE YOU KNOW, PUSSY.