TASK CHAIR AIN'T THROUGH WITH YOU YET BITCH

(Visual by Andrew Gall)





HEY PUSSY



THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE WITH TASK CHAIR? THAT'S CUTE. YOU THINK YOU'VE MOVED ON, BUT FACT IS, YOUR SORRY ASS STILL NEEDS A TASK CHAIR.



SO SIT YOUR PUSSY ASS DOWN ON YOUR INFERIOR CHAIR AND LISTEN TO THIS SHIT. YOU'LL GET TASKS DONE RIGHT LIKE A BOSS IN A TASK CHAIR. BALANCE YOUR CHECKBOOK, DONE. COMPLETE TIME SHEETS, BOOM, DONE. SHIT, COMPLETE A SUDOKU FOR ALL I CARE, WHO GIVES A TOM FUCK. BOTTOM LINE IS, YOU WILL COMPLETE TASKS.



ARE YOU LISTENING, YOU SIMPERING PUSSY?



YOU NEED TO CLEAN OUT YOUR BITCH EARS AND STOP DAYDREAMING BECAUSE SHIT LIKE THAT IS WHAT'S KEEPING YOU FROM WINNING. TASK CHAIR WILL DRAG YOUR DUMB-ASS OUT OF THAT FUNK AND SET YOU STRAIGHT. STOP BEING SUCH A NON-PRODUCTIVE PUSSY.



I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT COMPLETING A SUDOKU. THAT SHIT IS FRIVOLOUS PASTIME BULLSHIT THAT WILL GET YOU NOWHERE. DO I NEED TO SLAP YOU AWAKE, YOU COCKSUCKER?



LONG STORY SHORT, GET A TASK CHAIR AND FUCKING RAPE THAT TO DO LIST. SEACREST OUT.

YOU NEED TASK CHAIR

HEY PUSSY



GOT A TASK TO DO? GET TASK CHAIR FIRST, BITCH. GET THAT TASK SHIT DONE RIGHT WITH YOUR ASS IN A TASK CHAIR. STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING COCKSUCKER.



IN A TASK CHAIR, YOUR STUPID ASS CAN GET ALL KINDS OF TASKS COMPLETED. LIKE ORGANIZING BILLS- DONE. COUPONS CLIPPED- DONE. ABORTIONS- DONE (NO JUDGMENTS IN TASK CHAIR).



YOUR SMALL PUSSY HEAD WILL FUCKING SPIN WITH ALL THE TASKS YOU WILL HAVE COMPLETED. LIKE LEARNING THE FUTURE PERFECT VERB TENSE WE JUST USED IN THAT LAST SENTENCE. FUCKING SICK, RIGHT? YOU ARE SUCH A PUSSY.



STOP BITCHING OUT AND TASK UP IN A GODDAMNED TASK CHAIR. GET. SHIT. DONE. THAT'S RIGHT, WE DID THAT THING WHERE EVERY WORD ENDED IN A PERIOD. YEAH, WE KNOW THAT'S PLAYED OUT, BUT WHY ARE YOU STILL BEING SUCH A PUSSY? THAT'S WHAT WE THOUGHT, SQUIRREL.



GET A TASK CHAIR, SON. GET YOUR LIFE TASKS DONE. AND HELL YES, WE MEANT THAT SHIT TO RHYME. ACT LIKE YOU KNOW, PUSSY.

UAG