You are locked in a dark room with only a rabbit, a spoon and a copy of the Bible. How do you escape?

I asked this to everyone. Answers are arranged in order of weirdness/amusingness.



Random Welsh girl with no imagination: You can't.



Richard: Burrow your way out using the spoon.



Cassandra: With the power of God.



Oli G: Kill the rabbit with the spoon. Offer as sacrifice and pray.



The beautiful angel that is Roxy: Rip up the bible and make the rabbit eat it, then squeeze it so it all shoots out and hits the wall and makes a hole. Dig your way through the wall with the spoon.



Bertie: Rip out a few pages from the Bible, and slide them under the door. Using the blunt end of the spoon, push the key through the keyhole, where it should fall onto the pages. Pull the pages back out, unlock the door and run. The rabbit is left unharmed.



Me: Kill the rabbit with the spoon and smear its blood on your neck. Bang on the door screaming "I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding," and wait for a guard to come in. When he does, use the rabbit as a water pistol and squeeze, sending a flow of blood into his face. When he recoils in disgust, bash him on the head with the bible. Swap clothes with him, and escape.



Random girl (her name is apparently Emily) : Bend the spoon with my mind, stroke the rabbit, and start a fire with the bible and my glasses so someone could come rescue me.



Fati: Knock the bible against the door and yell, "I'm not Christian, give me another book!" over and over and over again. When some sacrifice obsessed priest comes in leave the bunny in front of him and hide behind the door. When the priest enters the room tap him on the shoulder and shove the spoon up his nose when he turns round. Swirl it around a bit 'til you start feeling the spaghetti that is his brain (hes knocked out then) then grab the bunny and run.



Steph: Have sex with the rabbit (you might as well) and create enough friction between the spoon and the bible to burn my way out.



Gee: Okay, get the rabbit to read the bible, it gives him inspiration, then you put the spoon up his ass, and ride it as he crashes through, errm, a wall.





Today's weapon to kill a zombie: A spoon (as everyone thinks spoons are so bloody lethal)