I traumatised my dogs!
I came FIRST in my boatie race and won a shiny gold medal! And a shinier trophy!
I managed to stay in the 2nd Eight!
I had some driving lessons!
I wrote a poem!
I started using exclamation marks again!
I watched an entire series of Brass Eye!
I didn't go to Fati's ninja party!
I went on a double date with TWO (admittedly, ugly) girls!
I saw Final Destination one AND three! And in an hour and a bit, two!
I went to Cambridge University!
I looked at all the uber-fit ladies at Cambridge University!
I did a five point turn in my sexy yellow car, totally owning any three point turners out there!
I found out about Mr Gay's traumatic and shady past!
I taught somebody not to say LOL any more!
I drank TWO cups of hot beverage with marshmellows on top!
I accidentally stabbed myself in the hand with a pen!
I listened to the Ricky Gervais/Noel Gallagher version of "Freelove Freeway" thirteen times in a row!
I failed to do any French Coursework!
I talked to a girl on the phone!
I was number one on Tom's Top Blogs for an entire week!*
I GOT A NEW iPOD!
I did all those things, and yet, incredibly, I still can't be bothered to blog at all. Sorry to all my peeps out there. Oh my God, I can't believe that I just used the word 'peeps'. I feel so dirty.
To curb the bitter sense of disappointment seeping through your collective consciousness at the sight of this pathetic (but admittedly, still better written than most of the shit on the internet) excuse for a blog, here are TWO count em TWO comedy Mohammed pictures, as a special treat for all you blasphemers out there:
Comedy Mohammed Number 3:
Comedy Mohammed Number 4:
Hurray!
*Vote for me on Monday. You KNOW you want to.
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