Green Wing is back on TV

My précis of the average episode of Green Wing:

*Slow motion walking of doctors/nurses*
*Annoying music plays*
Random thing happens.
*Annoying music plays*
*Slow motion walking of doctors/nurses*
*Annoying music plays*
Random thing happens, probably effectuated by a character wearing a silly costume of some kind. Like a fin. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.
*Annoying music plays*
*Slow motion walking of doctors/nurses*
*Annoying music plays*
Character appears, doing something wild, wacky, and random. Like they walk with a stoop for no reason. HAHAHAHHAHAHA! No stop, somebody PLEASE help me, my sides are fucking splitting! My KIDNEY JUST FELL OUT! OH MY GOD, I'M GOING TO NEED DIALYSIS! HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAA.
*Annoying music plays*
*Slow motion walking of doctors/nurses*
*Annoying music plays*
Character runs into the room and does something random and says something KERAZY!!! Or perhaps they'll make a silly sound and walk slowly out of the room with a silly walk! LOL!!!! I'm laughing so hard I just prolapsed. What a mess.
*Annoying music plays*
*Slow motion walking of doctors/nurses*
*Annoying music plays*
Man with blonde hair slowly walks across the screen. Turns, looks at the screen, winks. Nothing else happens.
*Annoying music plays*
*Slow motion walking of doctors/nurses*
*Annoying music plays*

The end.

Green Wing is shit.

Comedy Mohammed No. 16:

Hey look, a Pokémon joke!