GCSEs

I got A*s in everything except art, and As in both AS levels. Am I smart? Yes, I think I am. I mean, wow... just FEEL the brain energy radiating off me like some psycic lightbulb of brains. So, a BRAINBULB.

And before anybody points out that I didn't get full A*s, I have a few points for you:

a: Fuck off,
b: Its art... hardly the most important of subjects, and is highly subjective anyway (I doubt that the examiner was highly impressed with my 'snails-are-deep' subject matter, to be honest)
c: If I'd wanted to get guaranteed full A*s, I'd have done LATIN which is just a series of recognising words in a mathematical pattern... ooh I just ruined Latin's shit,
d: I'm perfectly happy with my results,
e: It's better than most of you already,
f: I'm still getting bought piles of expensive treasure, so WHO CARES?
g: My english results were the shiznit, man... I feckn rule.

Mostly, thought, I'm glad that the massive amount of buildup and trepidation I was feeling before the results has FINALLY dissipated. Oh man, I couldn't sleep for a night in the build-up to those results. Every day I was just 'oh god, what if I fail to get an A in Maths? I'LL HAVE TO RETAKE!' and I was having dreams of dancing envelopes full of grades and I nearly cut my wrists, the results were such a worry for me, as they dictate the rest of my entire LIFE AND MY ENTIRE WORLD RELIED ON WHAT WAS IN THAT ENVELOPE AND WHAT IF I DIDN'T DO AS WELL AS I WANTED TO? I'D NEVER BE ABLE TO GO TO UNIVERSITY OR BECOME AN IMPORTANT OR RELEVENT MEMEBER OF SOCIETY AND I'D END UP AS A CRACK WHORE OR A BINMAN OR A POLITICAL JOURNALIST OR A PUPPY-MOLESTOR OR EVEN GOD FORBID A C-LIST CELEBRITY AND THE SHAME WOULD CAUSE ME TO CUT OFF MY OWN HANDS.*

So there have been a massive amount of parties that I haven't wanted to go to:

Marios's: What a fucking shambles this was. Well, I dunno, perhaps it would've been more enjoyable if I hadn't been jetlagged, but to be honest, I still probably would've thought of it as a shambles.
Some other parties, none of which I wanted to go to: Yep, I'm sure that these were nice.

Oh well.

My birthday is coming up soon. I might make a paypal button for one day only, so you foreigners can send me money.

*NB: This is not true. I didn't even remember that we had GCSE results til two days beforehand. And even then, my greatest worry was that I wasn't gonna get A* at Chemistry. As it turned out, I did. So that was alright then.