Let's Form An Alliance With Both The Warrior Goblins, The Tree Elves And The EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by John Reid:

New Jersey Train Stop Vs. Fishermans Wharf in San Fran

I'm sure some film majors could read a lot into this.

Hey, You Think I'm Done Picking On "Ten Inch Hero" Yet?

The answer is no, assholes. There's still more to make fun of with this forgettable movie (even though I'm sort of obsessed with it). Keep in mind, this film did have likeable characters, and it was produced nicely and well-intentioned, but that doesn't mean it didn't suck m'balls.

In addition to the official website, I actually found a page devoted to "Ten Inch Hero" fan fiction. That's right. These stories are mainly focused on Priestly– I'm sorry Boaz- because apparently a lot of chubby chicks totally swoon over that actor from "One Tree Hill." The stories are even rated according to if they contain cussing or are considered "canon." "Ten Inch Hero" canon. Now I've geeked everything.

Also, here are a couple of re-do's for the write-up:

Food.

Pictured below, craft service is not very excited about today's offerings.