Avril Lavigne engaged to Chad Kroeger!

Avril Lavigne © Scott Gries/Picture Group

Their six-month relationship played out largely under the radar, but now Nickelback's frontman Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne want to shout it from the rooftops: they are getting married!

The Canadian rockers met in February, when Chad and Avril first got together to write a song for her upcoming studio album. Chad, 37, and Avril, 27, fell hard, because on August 8th, Chad presented the Canadian songstress with a 14-carat diamond ring.

This will be the first marriage for Chad. Avril was previously married to Sum 31's Deryck Whibley, they divorced in 2009.

Nickelback, with (second from right) Chad Kroeger © Dominc Chan/WENN

UPDATE: People Magazine has gotten their hands on a photo of Avril and Chad together. The photo also gives plenty of opportunity to admire Avril's 14-carat, pear-shaped engagement ring!

Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger © Robb Dipple

Introducing: The EADJ Facebook Defriender

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When it comes to Facebook postings, we at EADJ we believe in the "3 Strikes" rule; everyone gets several passes when it comes to posting stupid stuff on their Walls. But even we have our limits, which is why we've started the EADJ Facebook Defriender: a way for us to prune the tree of digital friendship when certain branches get annoying as shit.

This first pruning is our friend K_______ from ___________, who we know from _________. We posted some time ago when we noticed that K_______ uploaded very sexualized drawings of Betty Boop as their profile pic, in addition to posting every Farmville acquisition or horoscope she got daily. That's strike one.


Recently, they decided to post every music video that Nickelback ever produced. All at once.





Strike two. Then ON THE SAME DAY, when they ran out of Nickelback, they started posting music videos by Creed:


Fucking UNACCEPTABLE.


Auf Wiedersehen, K_______! Don't let the door hit your creepy cartoon ass on the way out!



GAME OVER