Showing posts with label barnes and noble. Show all posts
Showing posts with label barnes and noble. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Bathroom Maniac

Spotted in the Barnes and Noble (yes, they're still around) in Elizabeth, NJ, someone snuck some unpaid Legos into a bathroom stall and went to town:



Whee!





Wow, it's been a long time, Pewter Bear. And you've arrived just in time to be the voice of reason...no, wait. Scratch that. Not the voice of reason- the voice of bitchy-ass contrary pussy shit. Christ, did anybody ASK your opinion? Because we sure the fuck didn't. There aren't enough fucking fists in the world that could pound your miserable face enough. Do you understand how much we hate you yet?


Oh, you haven't SEEN hostile yet, bitch. Stay right here, let me get my gun...

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Look At This Asshole.


Just look at her. Walking down stairs while on her phone. You're gonna break your neck that way, lady. Can't you wait till the bottom of the stairs before checking your email? What an asshole.

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