Showing posts with label lawyers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lawyers. Show all posts

Monday, February 6, 2012

Many Questions



1) What's a vaginal mesh?
2) What's a mesh sling device?
3) Why would I need a mesh sling device?
4) Why would a mesh sling device cause me to suffer?
5) Are those a dude's hands?
6) Why is that dude gripping his belly?
7) Does a vaginal mesh sling device extend all the way to a male's belly?
8) If one's mesh sling device did cause suffering, wouldn't most people be too embarrassed to sue?
9) On top of the embarrassment, how embarrassing would it be to try to qualify for compensation and get denied?
10) Wouldn't going through life without a mesh sling device be better than having one fail on you and then get denied compensation from some shady-ass online company?
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Thursday, January 26, 2012

Come On Now, Marc

Put down the goddamned cell phone for one second so we can have a photo of you for this ad in a diner placemat.


Oh, you want to be seen on the phone to demonstrate that you're always working? Good idea, Marc.


But don't you want to straighten you're tie since you're... oh, you're still on the phone? Okay.