Maxwell has arrived!

Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson  © Jamie McCarthy/WireImage

Jessica Simpson and fiancé Eric Johnson have welcomed their daughter into the world, today, May 1st. Jessica, 31, announced the birth of their baby girl on her website. She wrote, "Eric and I are elated to announce the birth of our baby girl, Maxwell Drew Johnson." Maxwell is 21¾ inches long and weighed in at 9 lbs. 13 oz. "We are grateful for all the love, support and prayers we have received. This has been the greatest experience of our lives!!"

Jessica previously announced that the couple were expecting a girl. At the time she confirmed the couple had a name, but didn't want to reveal it. The name Maxwell had been swirling around, because of the ties to Eric's family. Maxwell is Eric's middle name and his grandma's maiden name. Drew is the maiden name of Tina, Jessica's mom.

Jessica and Eric, 32, started dating in May 2010 and were engaged six months later. The couple had been starting planning their wedding, when Jessica found out that she was pregnant. The couple put the wedding plans on ice, so that they will be able to "enjoy that day", as Jessica previously said. As an added bonus, "now I get to have the baby with me."

UPDATE May 30th, 2012: See the first photo of Jessica with Maxwell here.

VIDEO: COMPLICATED UMA DAS MELHORES MUSICAS

Complicated é, sem dúvida, uma das maiores canções da década de 2000. A canção quebrou as paradas em todo o mundo. Na América, o fusivel canal de Música fez um ranking dos melhores da década de 2000. Das 100 canções que eles escolheram, a canção de Avril, "COMPLICATED" alcançou a posição #6 da lista, superando Beyoncé,Fergie,Eminem! Parabens Avril!! Confira o Video Abaixo:

fonte: http://avrilargentina.com

Nobody Better Lay A Finger On My Lobsterfest®

Editor's Note: EADJ has been posting the latest and greatest Lobsterfest® offerings for years now, and only fairly recently has it become mandatory for the writer of these entries to be inebriated.

So last Saturday, Andrew got drunk and wrote this latest entry. No typos have been corrected, although we have added a "®" to every mention of Lobsterfest®.

Lobsterfest® at Red Lobster continues its relentless siege on the fools who resist attending its succulent suckfest. Here now are the latest developments in lobster-delivered-all-up-in-your-face technology:

• You bring a lobster into the shower. You shower on it, seeing just what disparate drips of water drip down beneath your nether regions. Whichever drips happen to hit the lobster, you must take bites of said lobster immediately. Taste the sensation! And that's just a Russian-roulette-esque way to enjoy Lobsterfest® at Red Lobster.

• Find a Tony Roma's ”A Place for Ribs" near your chosen residence or place of business. Eat ribs copiously, showing your teeth and letting your food pieces gleam with importance. Contemplate how this activity still does not compare in any way ro LOBSTERFEST®. From there, head to lobsterfest® and just eat your fucking face off.

• A man and a woman walk through a hybrid Target/Subway/Pier One Imported Goods parking lot. A group of dancing lobsters, which includes a woman who matriculated at Harvard, an ex-rockette, and someone who used to date Tim Teufel, appear and gather in a way that makes you appreciate how much you tip a belly dancer. Everyone's here! Hope you've enjoyed another way to enjoy LOBSTERFEST® AT RED LOBSTER.

• Redman and Method Man show up and debate amongst themselves just how many cheese muffins they can steal. U-God shows up. He stuffs his face and starts speaking in crumbs (spitting crumbs everywhere, hitting everyone in sight). While making the call without any regard, Martin Scorsese just goes up and says yes, then drives away in his fully-loaded Lexus. Hello! And goodnight, lobster fans. Stay here and stay for the tastings.