Damn, I'm bored

I'm so bored that I've gone through everyone else's blogs and have rated them out of 5. I'm not going to url them. You already know the adresses, or you're a pedophile who wandered in from Neverland. Whatever case, fuck you, you're typing it out yourself.

Abi: A bit trippy. A bit dreary. Hasn't been updated in a week. Boring. But on the other hand, she mentioned me. So, good. 3/5 (www.kinderatheart.blogspot.com)
Bibby: Why do I even have this any more? Joe is unable to keep a simple thing like a blog going for more than a few inane posts about music. TYPING OUT LYRICS IS NOT COOL. ITS STUPID. Its topped off by another inane comment by the incredible inanegirl. 0/5 (www.slappybass.blogspot.com)
Cassandra: Well it used to be good. But then she stopped updating it three days ago, leaving possibly the most depressing blog known to mankind. Seriously, 'my friend started cutting herself' is way up there with 'my puppy died' and 'I have skin cancer'. Nice one, babe. But the spelling, punctuation and grammar is impeccable. 2/4 (www.nearly-there.blogspot.com)
Fati: Well, at least it's cheery. And it gets updated often. And I sometimes get mentioned. No real problems. 4/5. (www.littlelandofnowhere.blogspot.com)
Ogg: Yeah. His blog usually has two flavours: "I hate STEVE but I really don't I'm just joking cos I love you babe kiss kiss kiss" and badly imitating mine. No, wait, there's also some really bad poetry and a few orgasms over basketball. Gimp. But the black thing that goin' down is quite cool. No, wait, it isn't. Rarely updated. Piss poor. 2/5 (www.cassieisfit.blogspot.com)
Roxxxxy: A pink place full of discussion of things that have already happened. If you aren't Roxy or somebody who follows her around all day with a camera, you won't have a fucking clue what she's going on about all the time. So, yeah. But I have a post about me somewhere. Wicked. 3/5. (www.middle-of-everywhere.blogspot.com)
Steven: Full of bitchy ranty comments against parents, the Steve sounds like she's on a permanent Niagra Falls of a period ALL THE TIME. She makes the stupid assumption that everybody loves her life. Unfortunately, Oli is here, so she always has at least one reader. But WAIT A SECOND... she also has a few anonymous contributers who whinge at her for posting names on the blog. Good. 2/5 (www.stevenberry.blogspot.com)
Paul: Shit. Hasn't been updated since the beginning of time, and that was by ME. But if you want, there's a story on there. Might be good, might be shit, I dunno, I couldn't be bothered to read it. What the hell is up with the name? 0/5. (www.kravmagaisnotgodsidea.blogspot.com)
Mike: Its a damn MSN one. For shame. I dunno, its written in by Kris, so there is a fair amount of inaneness. And they write 'don't do drugs' every other sentence. I don't get it. 2/5 (http://spaces.msn.com/members/whackeryounis/)
Marios: Just in here for completeness's sake. I'm not even gonna look at it, but there's lots of girlish chit-chat. AND HE USES SMILEYS. SMILEYS? What kind of fuckwit uses smileys? Look :). What is that? A face? No its not, its a colon next to a closed bracket. Whats this? :(. Comma next to open bracket. Also, it's Marios doing 'oh God I haven't done any work today and oh God I'm failing my exams!' Man I'm a bitch today. Sorry Marios. Still, 1/5 (http://spaces.msn.com/members/supermario89/)
Oli G: I love this blog. He never updates it, but when he does, you know you're in for a treat. Or a headache. Scroll down a bit to find one of his fabled 'rants'. And I don't mean like a wussy whinge. Its a full on drunken explosion of wit. Here's a quote:

hay look he just did his ONLY fucking move on sum guy, GOD get sum fuking…I dno, POINT..FULLNESS to the bloody thing, rite I am gna find out wat the wrestlers name is, brb GOLDBERGGGGGGG I REMEMBER!! BILL GOLDBERG, he lost only 2matches in his entire WWE wrestling career, both to the same guy HHH o im so cool I remember this bullshit, hang on lemme find a pic of MR"I hav huge 24pack and no penis muah muah muah"WHITE

Seriously. 6/5, man. Six out of five.
Gee-Zee: The 'Gee looks like Zarembaaaa' blog, started by the Gillster and I. Alone and unloved, it will die soon. Although, there is a picture of the twins...2/5 (www.gee-zee.blogspot.com)

This was a waste of time. Oh well.

I would like a moog of tea