*Fires rocket launcher*
HA HA. Not so smart now, are you, you big faced path analysing jerk. Grumphle. I just did an AS maths paper. WEW. Even when I try to cheat and look up how to do it, its still fucking impossible. Find the earliest finish time and the latest start time, take them away to find a, uh, float, and WHO CARES. None of it matters. Its all fucking POINTLESS. I mean, it would be nice if I even had a fucking clue what I was meant to be achieving with flows. What is a flow? Why? Who? I DON'T KNOW/CARE.
I actually think that my brain is chemically unable to comprehend AS maths. And this is decision maths, the easier subject (my 69% exam). I'm too scared to even LOOK at the core maths paper (a smooth 36% in the exam). This entire subject just makes me want to cry tears of pain. Why, oh WHY, did they decide that, as I was good enough to do GCSE maths early, AS maths was in my grasp? It is quite plainly NOT.
And things weren't made easier that my calculator died halfway throught the paper. Well, I say died. Actually, I HAD already stabbed it in the circuit board with a compass in a fit of pique. Then it started to fade halfway though a calculation I was doing (I had actually no idea what I was going to achieve with the answer I got at the end), so I smashed it on the desk. The screen sort of fell out of place, and now when I turn it on the screen sort of goes wavy and nothing happens. Sob. So, I'll be taking it apart later on to see whats going on inside. Then I'll be smashing the remains with a hammer. Woopers.
Um. *had an idea* MAYBE THERE WILL BE A GOOD EXPLANATION ON BBC BITESIZE. Come on, BBC, you can save my life here... no, no you can't. WHY is there no decision maths stuff ANYWHERE? I'm so fucked.
*looks sad*
What subject to cows hate? Mooths.
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