I'm About To Write An Angry Letter...

...to Adobe Photoshop to ask why my skills haven't improved in five years.

Mandatory Crappinema Follow-Up

"So, you saw 'Dead Awake' twice. Was it better the second time?"

"No. It was somehow exactly as bad as the first time. I really don't want to talk about it."

"Was it at least better than 'Da Station' but worse than 'Playin' For The Kitty?'"

"Sure."