ART v 2.0

WICKED. I finished my damn Art GCSE today. HUZZAH. I mean, it's impressive to fit 40 minutes of painting into 5 hours, but I managed it today, with a very simple system:

a: See what has to be painted.
b: Walk very slowly over to get the desired paint pot.
c: Take the long route back, having a good look at everyone else's artworks.
d: Pour out the paint, trying to get the greatest distance between the pot and the palette.
e: Slowly walk back to replace paint pot, having a look at everyone else's work.
f: Repeat c.
g: Pick up a brush. Examine, then replace in pot. Select another brush.
h: Slowly mix the paint. Dab on paper.
i: Panic, then re-paint over the bit you just painted. Smudge the bit you just did, using your finger.
j: Wipe the paint on finger onto arm.
k: Examine painty arm. Paint dots on it. Giggle to self.
l: Finally do the painting, using some fancy system of painting, wiping off with a towel, drybrushing over, then wiping over with the towel again. Yeeash.
m: Repeat proccess.

Wicked beans. So here's the final thing:



Sorry, but that is DAMN good. Like Stuart's feet? I do. Well, not really.

Zombay killer: A giant FOOT.