Huzzah. Basically, this group of students have to kill each other on this island.
Seriously, that's it. Ahahaha. So this got me thinking, as is my way. Yeah, I can think. I don't just follow the nearest thing with a skirt around as has been accused of some of the others, by me. But let's not be mean. Here's my idea for the 5D Battle Royale. How much did that link rule? Fuckit.
Frazer: Lads, basically you have to all kill each other.
Chippy: No!
*I pull out a machine gun and pepper that gimp*
Chippy: NARGH! My small annoying voice has been forever silenced!
*Everyone kills each other, leaving only Me, Mike, Ogg, Paul (even though he's not in our class), Oli G (ditto), Steve (who doesn't even go to our school) and Marios.
Mike: Hello. My name is Mike, and I am a black man. BLACK POWER!
*Mike uses waves of power coming from his afro to crush Paul to the ground*
Paul: Black... power... destroying... me.... must... use... COOKIES!
*Pulls cookies from his hand-knitted satchel and frisbees them at Mike, who is knocked to the ground*
Paul: A HA!
*Suddenly, he is stepped on by a HUGE boot. The owner? Oli 'manly man' Gill.*
Oli: Mwhaha!
*He flies off, but is roasted by a vent of fire from Steve's maw*
Thomas: Time to take out the trash!
*Draws a sword, and throws it at Steve's head*
Ogg: NOOARGH!
*he leaps in front of the sword, is impaled, and falls to the floor*
Steve: OLI!
*she licks out her long chamelion tongue and eats Oli whole*
Steve: mmm. OH SHIT... BONE CAUGHT IN THROAT!
*Steve explodes, taking off Mike's head with one of her razor teeth*
This is then followed by a really violent sequence in which Marios is generally abused by me, and finally he falls into a big pit. The end.
This was a really lame blog.
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