Honestly, I don't know very much about Australia. Hell, I was surprised that you guys had computers over here. I was under the (apparently erroneous) idea that you communicated by carving things onto pebbles, attaching the pebbles to boomerangs and hurling the 'rangs as far as you could, running to where they landed, picking up and throwing them again until finally they reached their destination. This would still probably be faster than the British postal system.
But, apparently, Australia is as technologically advanced as ANY of the good countries and, in some cases, even more so. I mean, would any of the European inventors have ever dreamed of Wine in a Can? Too late, the wizards of Oz have been there, got drunk and had a fistfight on that: http://www.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/getarticle.pl5?nn20050513f1.htm.
They even have progressed as far as the Crazy Frog ringtone! I mean, wow. Just wow. You wouldn't have thought it, would you? Phones in Australia. Man I hate that fucking frog.
In case anybody wandered where Australia is and what it looks like, just have a look at the world map for the big island shaped thing near the bottom. No, that's Africa. Its a bit like Australia but with more rhinos. There! See it? It's the place with all the silly names. If you wanted a decent close up of Oz, please refer to the map below:
All you need to know, right there.
I once saw an Australian in the street. He was drinking Fosters while arm wrestling an alligator with a big knife, barbequeuing, and repeatedly hit a kangaroo/koala bear in the throat with his didgereedoo/corked hat and wow there are a lot of Australian stereotypes about nowadays.
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