1: I dont have a stupid beard. Seriously, what's with Jesus's beard? The only good beard-wearers are Santa Claus and that guy who used to be in all those films. You know, he had a beard. A black one. I don't know. It might have been a porno. I dunno, I wasn't looking at the hair on his chin. Uh, yeah.
2: He's only 2005 years old, and I've had a pretty bloody impressive 2,491 visitors to my blog. So therefore, I WIN. Fuck you, you big beard wearing tit.
3: The Roman's/Jewish/Whatever don't wanna kill ME. In fact, I went to Rome the other year, and you know what? They didn't even laugh at my hat. Now THAT is service to you.
4: Jesus would have taken the effort to finish this stupid post.
Yawn
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