Abi: Dreary but a jolly good bean!
Cassandra: Lovely and amusing in a highly depressing way
Emma: A delicate little duck who's heart doesn't really work but is still fun to wind up.
Fatemah: Crazy and confusing, but in a sort of psychadelic mushroom good way.
Joe: Big, occasionally irritating, loves Kris with a jealous fury that occasionally matches the woman in Misery.
Kris: A totally lovely little imp from la-la land; she's the most lovely thing ever... matched only by Abi.
Marios: Annoying, sometimes funny, with a whispy little beard and a silly haircut.
Mike: We love him in a way that cannot be described; he has an afro!
Ogg: Hilarious, in an occasionally infuriating way.
Oli G: THE MANLIEST MAN AROUND... funny in both a 'laughing at' and 'laughing with' way... simultaneously; he is so crazy to describe he gets a semicolon
Paul: He's pretty short, isn't he... ocassionally violently creepy, but still a sweet little muffin... emphasis on little.
Roxxxay: Mysterious, pink, dangerous in a 'Cassie will kill me' way.
Simon: A git who throws up, whinges a lot, and is glared at a lot by me.
Steve: Terrifying in the way she's corrupted dear Oliver, but still very nice.
Xavier: A totally brilliant guy who, in my personal opinion, would be a perfect match for Cassie, Emma, Kris, Roxxxay, and, indeed, ANYBODY!!!!!!
What a fucking waste of time this was.
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