And I'm backing it up with this gun... that was LENT from the National Rifle Association!

So what are you giving up for Lent?

Well, after long and hard thought on the subject, I decided to give up the following:



Eating pepper

Waxing my legs

Collecting Minature Teapots from magazines

Stapling my penis

Giving money to charity

Drinking deoderant

Making complicated camera-apparatus out of wax, straw and a special plastic compound called Homonenium

Designing playlists for my warhammer armies, before naming each soldier individually and giving him a backstory

Helping the homeless by making soup and OK CAN I STOP THIS?



Ok, I was JOKING. I would never do any of those pointless, POINTLESS things. Here's the REAL list of things I'm going to give up for lent:











Oh wait, I didn't write anything. Why? I'm not giving anything up for lent, so, uh, fuck you.

Hahaha, I just totally RINSED the contents of everyone else's blog.



I spent my history lesson yesterday writing a list of words I like saying. Here you go: Cunt, Dickhead, Tosh, Dumbass, Jew, Caustic, Dipshit, Loser, Yoo-hoo, Moron, Twat, Lugubrious, Monkey, Ahoy, Chimp, Prat, Twit, Spacker, Tit, Zombie, Titty, Pish, PICKLE, Aharr, Booby, Spiffing, Toodles, Kong, Bong, Fuckit, Damn, Shoo-bee-doo da da, Golly, Crap, Spaz, Boatie, Gimp, Matey.



There are others, but I forgot 'em. These are not exclusively swear words, just ones I love saying. So no offense to the jews, dickheads or cunts out there. I love you all.



La, la, la, la, butcher-knife the zombies to death!