Nobody ever comments on my blog any more. Where are all the anonymous people idolising me as a God?
There has to be loads.
I mean, I do get some comments. But they are usually in one of the following two categories:
a: Utter drivel.
b: Posted by Fati.
Actually, we could probably merge those two together:
c: Utter drivel posted by Fati.
So yeah. Comment, you anonymous perverts. We all know you're reading my blog, mastubating madly whenever I type 'tits'. Well, here you go: Tits, boobies, airbags, trampolines, BREASTS, mammary glands, bosoms, bust, chest, front, gland, mammilla, nipple, teat, thorax, udder... um... yeah.
In fact, the first guy who I don't know who posts on this thing wins a prize! It will be shiny, impresive, and non-existent.
*Note: I said GUY, as we all know that most women can't use computers well. Mostly, they hit the keys and giggle at the pretty colours that pop up. Oooh, look, PINK TEXT. Tee hee hee. Now lets go onto periodpainwhiningcunts.com. MAN I'M OFFENSIVE TO WOMEN.*
*Except Cassie and Fati. You two don't count as women. Well, Fati does, but she's cool.*
Where was I? Oh yeah. Craving attention from strangers on the internet. Well, at least I can't sink any lower. I actually have hit the moral rock bottom.
Pass me that pneumatic drill.
Kill zombies... NO... FEED zombies... with anyone who does not comment. Yarr.
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