Hahahhahahahaha.
Oh dear. All of Fati's pictures feature the following:
a: Usually, death or destruction.
b: That thing that looks like a bear. It is actually a monkey. Just a kinda odd one.
c: Characters with HUGE manaical grins. And no noses. Although, I hear she may be adding noses to get away from Bang on the Door. We here at Tom Thinks Teacup fucking HATE Bang on the Door. Is it Bang? Or is it Knock? And why do I care? Fuck 'em.
d: Usually, a yellow haired character who is meant to be me. MY HAIR IS NOT YELLOW. Still. Usually, I'm doing something heroic, like saving a boy from the world's most unthreatening octopus. Although, I have also been seen to push a boy into the sea at sword point, and also watch happily as various people are beaten/maimed.
Anyway, yeah. I'm going to see Assault on Precinct 13 later on, and I might do a movie review.
The question is: Will it be as ass kicking as Evil Dead 2?
We here at Chainsaw Zombie say: No, of course not, you fucking retards. Nothing is that ass-kicking! Not even The Rock! Ash isn't some pussy who's doing it for his girlfriend! Ash is so manly, he doesn't even have a girlfriend! Well, he does, but he decapitates her with a spade in the first ten minutes. He's doing it 'cos he's a man, and he's going to kick that cabin's ass. And boy, does he ever. Yeah.
I HAVE TO GET THOSE FILMS ON DVD. NOW.
Oh yes, and Fati would like me to say that her art made me gasp like I have never gasped before in my life.
In fact, I gasped so hard I hyperventilated, passed out and hit my head on the imitation balsawood fireplace (actually made of marble) carved into the shape of Cher and was unconscious for three hours. I lost 37% of my brain!
This, of course, didn't happen.
Kill zombies with: An axe and that random grey pointy thing sticking our of our pissed off zombie's head.
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