Nah, just kidding. but today I passed an important threshold in every young man's life.
Its what we all go through at one point or another.
It was hard, and I never thought it would happen, but yes, I've managed it.
I just feel so HAPPY now, like I can be socially accepted. Actually, I'm one of the first ones in my class to do it.
Yep, I have now listened to Debaser 100 times.
I feel that we need a celebrational debaser. Ready?
DEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASER!
Yeah man. You sick fucks, you thought it was something dodgy, right? Sex, I'll bet.
YOU SICKEN ME.
Actually, I think sex is hilarious. Especially sex ed classes. We had a catch-up in Biology today about female contraception. And can I just say... WOW. You women stick some seriously fucked up shit up there. Wires, bits of plastic, balloons, little spikey fabric things... shit man. T'was all very confusing.
Then a load of plastic penii were set out, possibly for the purpose of making me feel inadequate. Apparently we were s'posed to put condoms on them with our eyes closed. ITS NOT A GAME, MISS. Shit on a stick. Although, condoms do make IMPRESSIVE weapons, for the reason that people are always disgusted when one is thrown into their mouths. Except Marios, who spent much of the lesson blowing into his.
*HMMM*
Yeah. So that was that.
And on the subject of sex.
I HAVE NO INTEREST IN ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:
Your love life
What you think and so and so girl
What you did last Saturday with so and so girl
The fact that you're texting so and so girl
The fact that you love so and so girl
This goes about x100000000 for MSN Screen names. Actually, MSN Screennames are the most retarded thing known to man.
I DON'T CARE. STOP TELING ME ABOUT IT.
Thanks *grin*
Actually, fuck you.
In honour of Shrove Tuesday, todays implement: Frying Pan
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