Why is it not a good idea to knife-juggle while bellringing?

Yeah, it's another one of these, as I cant be bothered to blog properly...



Bertiti Naseepetalon, Grand master of Mexico city: Because the bells could give you a headache and then they would be drunk from all of their drinkingness and would't be able to dance correctly with the knifes, hence they woudl leave all upset. And then they wouldnt make bifes. A bife is a child of a bell and a knife by the way.



Everyone's favourite midget (Paul): The person might never know you're at the door... coz either you die, or you're in a zen like state of concentration so you dont realise you haven't rung the bell.



Bibby: You might get out of time with the rest of the group.



Lovely, lovely, lovely Fati: Well, because if you juggle the knives while taking a break from the bell ringing, and the knife hits the inside of the bell, it's not only going to make a very loud unpleasant noise, but it would also make the knife come down sharp side first straight in between your eyes. This is because you looked up to see where the knife went when it made the very loud unpleasant noise inside the bell.



Jack: You'll cut the rope and the bell will fall and go down your throat, and carry on to the penis, where it will make an extra big bellend.



Marios the pervert: I LIKE MEN! (only kidding. Here was his actual one: Well it depends what kind of bell you're tugging on, 'coz a knife to the bell-end could be kinda painful)



Ogg: Shit... man I gotta come up with some amazingly clever crap here or else I'll seem unimaginitive so...

Yeah, he put something insulting to Christians that wasn't THAT offensive or imaginitive, then went back to talking to his hand.



Lucia, the titless wonder: NB: Her typing is SO BAD, there's no point in my even trying to decipher it. So, yeah. Sorry, everyone: it is not a good idea to juggle knives while bellringign, cz if ur knife cuts a bell pull, the bell will come clangign down, and not only will this probably kill sum1, it will disturb the peace and serentiy of chruch.



Yeah, great. Here's my idea.







Doesn't that rule? It does. Not as much as me. But I rule more. Wicked. Doesn't the snail kick arse? I know.



Zombie killer: A big bell from above