A tribute to Roxy...

Or Alison...

Or Roxay...

Or Roxxxay...



The XXX is for luck.



I first met Roxy many years ago. Our eyes met across a crowded room, and we immediately fell in love. Well, she fell in love with me (who wouldn't?), but I am far above such things. I feel like a monk, spiritually raised above such things as 'love' and 'fear' and 'socks'.



Anyway, Roxy has a scary obsession with McFly and Busted. Well, I find a vague interest in either of those bands scary, but Roxy is actually disturbing. She has a lovely pink McFly sweatband, and she went to a Busted concert. It has also been remarked that if she were pregnant with triplets, she would name them after the Busted boys. When I commented that if the babies came out premature and retarded, she should name then after McFly, she was quite unamused.



Roxy has a SEXY sense of humour. Well, she occasionally laughs at my jokes, and finds my drawings of her amusing. She also apparently has a nice pair of boobs, but I'm not allowed to comment on/talk to them. This is me doing a sad face.



Roxy hates Annie, and so has a space in my heart. This is good. Annie is a retarded ginger singing little gobshite. Why didn't she fall off the bridge at the end? I would have cheered.

"I'm Annie, I'm squeaky, and I can siiiiiiinggggggggggg arrrrrrrrrgh SPLAT!"

Dude, that would rock. Whoops, film discussion is slightly off topic.



Roxy is pink.



She has about 2000000 middle names, and 100000000000 brothers and sisters. Her house is the size of the moon.



Things not to say to Roxy:

1: You are vain.

2: You dress silly.

3: McFly suck.

4: Busted sucks.

5: Your hair is stupid.

6: Hats are bad.

7: This party is cancelled, people are revising!

8: Actually, anything about revision full stop.

9: Why don't you wear this nice sensible grey sweater/skirt combination?

10: Anything while looking at her chest. Apparently, it's insulting.



Roxy, are you satisfied that I have written about you enough?



Today's honourary Zombie killer: Roxxxxxxxxxxxay, with her pink McFly sweatband of decapitation.