"The Lament of the Oggster," - a poem in the style of the one and only...

I love Basketball,

It's such a market... hall,

Yes, I did say market... hall,

My poems rule above them all,

They don't need any rythmical structure at all...

Or to rhyme very much

Whoops that didn't rhyme a touch,

I'm so manly, I'm so butch....

It doesn't matter because my poetry rocks...

I'm wearing Nike socks,

Nike is my favourite CLOTHING BRAND,

Especially a wristband,

Which I wear on my hand,

Ok now I have decided to include another couple of syllables in this sentence,

And why not? I know not...

But boy, Cassie is hot,

Although I'm not allowed to mention her titties,

But boy they belong to one of a pair of fitties,

I'm losing interest,

My East is going West,

(Psychological bullshit, no less)

I'm wearing a polyester Nike vest,

It's a good thing that

I'm not considering a

Career in poetry,

For I would be truly a pile of shit,

At it.



Thank you.



( Oliver's poetry actually is like this. See for yourself: www.cassieisfit.blogspot.com )



Bore the Zombies to death with bad poetry...