Token Cleaners Online!

Amazingly, all five of Token Cleaners ® now have blogs up and running...

Mine is (Of course) the best.



Mine (the best) - www.chainsawzombie.blogspot.com - full of insightful, hilarious, intelligent comments that WILL change the way that you think about life. Also, has weapons for killing zombies.



Oli Gill's - www.placid-oli.blogspot.com - I like the title, as it perfectly describes Oli. He's placid, and his name is Oli. Last time I went onto it, it had a load of pictures that my computer couldn't read. So fuckit.



Mike's - www.ethnic-minority.blogspot.com, hasn't been updated since roughly 126 BC, but still has some amusing quotes from Mr Simpson (if anyone deserves the title of God, Paul, it's him), but the title annoys me. How much of an ethnic minority can you be if you live in Hinchley Wood?



Mario's - www.super-mario89.blogspot.com - has quite a funny review of NYE on it, as well as a bloody sexy lot of gay porn.



Paul's - www.kravmagaisnotgodsidea.blogspot.com - at the time of writing, has one post in it, as well as a crap, totally unmemorable title. But, on the other hand, it is written by Paul, who redefines cool in a little apron. Washing up is, as we know, his bitch. Ahem.



Paul's blog title: kravmagaisnotgodsidea.

krav maga is not gods idea?

kravmaga is not gods idea?

What the hell is kravmaga? A type of seafood? And God created everything, so therefore he must have created kravmanga. If you replace the K with CH, then it's Chavmanga, a type of Japanese Cartoons featuring lots of fake Burberry and huge loopy earrings.

See, now I have gone off the point again. Ho hum.



Kill a zombie a day, with the help of: A shovel.