My Ten Minutes as the Gillster...

I was bored.

I couldn't be arsed to revise (rebel I am).

So I changed my MSN screen name to match Oliver's and my display picture to something like his.

And I waited.

Two people asked me why I had the same screen name as Oli. Someone else wasn't impressed by me typing a long line of Oli-style emoticons to her (Oli's emoticons are ;), :S, and (K), apparently). This wasn't going well.

Then FINALLY, a good two minutes after my plan began, someone was stupid enough to mix us up. Here is the whole, brutal, conversation in full. One you weren't meant to see.



t2mac: hey. quick question

t2mac: u no for maths paper 1 are we jus doin C1?

t2mac: or C2?



(Resisting the urge to correct the grammar, I decided to continue my ploy...)



Me: Yeah.

Me: I don't know.

Me: I'm Oli, remember. i don't do ne work

Me: Sorry



(Notice the smart way I inserted the "I'm Oli" into the conversation. Now t2mac HAD to be fooled.)



t2mac: seen k k set 2 are doin same paper init as us? i think theyve only dun c1 so im not sure dw



(Not sure what that meant. I then thought to myself... 'what would OLI say?')



Me: no idea

Me: im a leeeeeeeetle drunk



(This seemed to be enough)



t2mac: :P

t2mac: enjoy ur drunkeness

t2mac: bye

Me: bye babe

t2mac: u too



Wow, what a rush. For a few minutes I was a huge black man with silly hair. Amazing.

My God, that was a sad waste of time. Oh well.



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