I wonder how Eggy is getting along?

All alone in his big empty cyber house, now that the clown has *ahem* passed on.

Well, all's go down Eggy's.



Firstly: He's been promoted! Yep, my little Fella is movin' up in the world. He is now... a bagman! Now when I say that, I don't mean he is a random crazy who wanders about with lots of bags. I mean he's a thug for a gangster. A thug? That's no good. He's to nice and generous. But with pay like this, who cares? Actually, it's still less than the pay for the military recruit, but... shut up!



Secondly: He's in love! Yeppers, he's fallen in love with the beautiful Debs Phipps (Named... ahem... after my mother), and I'm pretty certain that she's fallen in love with him. Unfortunately, in order to seal the deal, I shall have to buy some stupidly expensive Love Bed, complete with flashing lights, heart shaped mattress and vibrating feature. Its far too expensive for a poor guy like Eggy! Also, I think I'll have to persuade her to marry me. But that's easy.



Thirdly: He's been robbed! Yes, some total bastard broke into chez Eggy while he was sleeping, and made off with the TV. How did he fit the huge TV into the bag? I do not know. All I know is, this wanker has stolen my television. Perhaps, in the future, our favourite Sim can exploit his underworld contacts (when he's a mafia don) to have this little SHIT thoroughly beaten and shot in the groin in an empty field. Perhaps the Phantom, of my Phantom in the opera in the mafia land dinosaur robot adventure, can do this for me. With his Chainsaw. Etc. Did I give the Phantom a chainsaw? Or was it a flamethrower? Both good.



Fourthly: The maid is back. And so far, I haven't decided to not pay her, and she hasn't decided to steal my safety devices. Although, my garden has gone to hell.



Ah, that's enough of that. I'm hoping to set fire to the maid, next. The End.



To kill many zombies, just make fun of the Thai People. OFFEND the zombies to death!