... Yeah, like that'll help.
I can just imagine the woman in Thailand. Her house is trashed and her family is dead,
"But that's alright, a selection of about twenty geeks in East Anglia have put X's in their screen names as a mark of respect. This generous, generous gesture has given me new found faith in humanity."
And then she skips off to found her own software company, in honour of those who risked everything and sacrified all to honour her with the old 'X in the Screen-Name' gag.
Honestly. How retarded are you people? Oh yeah, an x in my screen name. That'll help. I know. To honour the Holocaust, and give World War 2 veterens a better quality of life, lets... I don't know. Lets paint our big toe-nails blue. Patriotic blue.
Ok, now I'm going to suggest something. It might be stupid, I don't know. If you really want to honour those folks in Thailand, here's a couple of suggestions:
1. Put the X in your screen name.
2. Double your respect... put two Xs in your screen name!
3: Become the most respectful man in town... have XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX as your screen name.
4. Paint X's all over your face and clothes.
5. Try donating some money.
Donate some money. I did. Here are my reasons:
1. You might possibly be helping people. Which is, apparently, good.
2. You're paying more respect. Also, you don't have to put the X in your screen name, so you look like less of a retard.
3. It means that you're going to heaven. And that's good.
4. It gives you allowance to mock the Tsunami victims.
5. I can't think of any more reasons.
Shit, this has turned into a preachy piece of crap. I sound like some sort of Christian.
Oh yeah, donate money to a secular charity.
And one more thing: James Miles Lambert is a tosspot.
Kill your daily Zombie quota with: The world's smallest switchblade and some snazzy dance moves. (Courtesy of West Side Story).
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