Remember, the first rule of brainstorming is to openly MOCK the opinions of others.

Has anybody got my system of titling mock-related posts yet?

Well screw you, then.

Well, today = the world's dossiest day.



Getting up at 9? Check.

Cup of tea? Check.

Playing Gamecube for 40 minutes? Check.

Just basically lying about and feeling my arse grow? Check.

Going in, doing a v. easy exam then going home? Check.

Writing a blog right now? Check.

Winning the lottery in fifteen minutes? Hope so.

Being elected President of the world tomorrow? Probably.

God stepping down and me taking his place, and basically making it illegal for thin attractive girls to wear clothes? Hell yeah!



Nuts to this, eh eh eh? Eh eh eh eh?

What am I talking about, eh. Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh?

Eh?



Ah, screw it. Tomorrow: Spanish.



Beat your zombies to death with Biology textbook!