Ohh, a lesson in not changing HISTORY from Mr. "I'm My Own Grandfather"!

Why oh why is our history classroom so much like a womb? I don't get it. Its a classroom! Its meant to be hard and bright and uncomfortable. But no.

The lights are always dim and nurseryish, with the blinds down. Its always snuggly warm. The chair is all plasticy, but is still soft and snuggly. And Mr Worrallo (more on him later) usually puts on a video. And as its History, its usually a guy with the most warm voice in the world talking, or a relaxing nursey-rhyme stylee Military Laugh, or the soothing sounds of battle. I mean, does anybody blame me for just... slipping... off.... to... sleep.

I mean, its not like the teacher cares. Today, I went off to the toilet, and when I returned, he asked me if I still felt sleepy.

Mr Worrallo is the dude.

I mean, he looks like a teddy bear. No, he looks like a teddy bear minus all the hair. ALL the hair. Heres why we love Mr Worrallo to bits:



1: He always wears a smart purple tie/waistjacket. And he obviously is very proud of these clothes. He got a new tie for chrimbo and has been wearing it ever since.

2: He went on a diet program called 'Fat Man Skinny,' and gives us 5 minute long updates on it at the beginning of each and every lesson. He also tells us about his diet problems. I rember with fondness the ten minutes he spent telling us about his favourite meal. A chicken dish, with a side salad. It did sound delicious.

3: He's got a wife. But is apparently good friends with Keira Knightley. I don't know how to spell it.

4: He has a nice warm voice.

5: He plays a video every other lesson. In fact, we do next to no work at all.

6: He's a pushover.



And now for the epitome of Worrallowness:



*Mr W enters classroom.*

ENTIRE CLASS: WORALOOOOOOOOOO!

Mr W: Hi boys.

US: WORRALLO! WORRALLO! WORRALLO!

Mr W: Ok, we have a lot of work to get on with today...

US: VIDEO!

Mr W: No, sorry boys. Lots of work.

US: VIDEOOOOO!

Mr W: NO!

*walks out*

*class looks around, confused*

*Mr W re-enters classroom with a video*

*We cheer*



Man, I love Mr W. He is a big fuzzable bear. Iggle him.



I have a picture of him as my phone's desktop wallpaper.

Really.



IN OTHER NEWS: I'm watching Deep Blue Sea. Four words: IT'S A SHARK, DIPSHIT!



Thanks.



Movie Zombie Killing: Pissed off shark.