I limited replies of 'Banana because its bent,' down to two. You funny, funny people. And can someone tell Mike that 'like' is spelled 'like', and not 'lyke.' I mean, it's not even a fucking abbreviation. Just makes you look retarded.
Cassandra: A banana. Yellow and bent.
The Oggster: In terms of fruit... well... hung like a, uh, cucumber... ok, that's a vegetable but WHO CARES?
Roxxxxxxxxay: Like some massive kiwi, the kind you want to spoon out.
Micheal the bitter bastard: The one everyone likes the least, eg. grapefruit.
Mario the faggot: A pineapple was the first thing that came to mind, but my real answer is... a banana. Bent on the outside,
but when you peel the layers off, you're bent on the inside too.
Scotty: You're a genetically modified piece of fruit.
Omer the Iraqui: He tried to say banana, but when I told him that wasn't allowed, he didn't say anything. I'm gonna assume he means some sort of long hard manly Iraqui fruit.
Thomas: A big manly orange, with a cucumber and two cherries. Mmm, fruitay.
Kris: Pineapple... Rasberries! I love rasberries. Or tomatoes. 'cos after all ... your name's in them. Or peaches, 'cos they have PIPPS.
(At this point I was forced to stop her talking before she hurt herself)
Zombies: Two words: Sledge... hammer.
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