Yet another random dream. I think that this one was caused by a combination of mock exams and rowing training, although there is some random shit in there that I have no idea about... anyway.
1: I show up to rowing training at the boat club. I'm told I have a race in five minutes, but I decide to go and get something to eat.
2: I walk all the way to Kingston (?) and its now dark. I wander the streets, until I find a pancake shop. I buy some pancakes for £7, but they are reduced to £4. I get given lots of pancakes, which are actually more like biscuits. This was an oddly specific dream.
3: I walk down Kingston high street, eating my many pancakes. I realise that I'm late for my rowing thing! So I run somewhere... at this point the dream goes a bit fuzzy.
4: I emerge in a field somewhere next to a river. I am also naked (?), but I find a giant leaf to wear. I see people racing past in boats on the river. I am completely lost.
5: I wander through various empty houses, until I finally find one that is full of women. One of them touches me and gives me tetanus. Because she's a witch. Dream goes fuzzy again.
6: I'm now lying on a bed, staring as one of the women wallpapers the ceiling. With like sparkly disco wrapping paper. I look at a picture on the wall, and see one of the Simpsons, with a melted face. I think to myself, "Why was I worried about the Simpsons getting tetanus? They are only cartoons."
At this point, it all goes fuzzy.
I feel that I have a certain skill when it comes to dreaming. Although this was a fairly disturbing dream. Shudder.
Kill Kill Kill Kill all the zom-zom-zom-zombies with aaaaaaaaaa.................. fork.
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