When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that name everything, the IBM Stellar Sphere, the MICROSOFT Galaxy, Planet Starbucks.

Msn Messenger is fucked across the world...

You gotta hand it to Microsoft... when they mess something up... they mess it up all the way.

I bet Bill Gates did this on purpose. He's probably sitting on his evil throne of evilness, cacking madly, with his pocket-calculator of evil in one hand and 15 pens in the other. Man, he is evil.

Why doesn't the world just buy Macs? Macs are much nicer than PCs.



They are more beautiful.

They are clevererererer.

They don't crash for no reason. When they crash, there is a point. And when they crash, they crash GOOD. Like they semi-implode. Huzzah.

God uses a Mac. Its true. iDeity.

Its possible to maneuver around the screen. Which I like. I'm more or less amused by simple things.

Would a PC wake you up in the morning with a cup of tea before rubbing your feet and playing relaxing music to you? No? HAH! Well, neither can Macs, but on the other hand... uh... Macs look nice.

Macs can fly. Its true. Well, they can once you install the rocket pack. Which will be white, with lots of brushed steel.

iPod.

Um. I have a Mac. And I rule. Therefore, Macs rule. I rule. Huzzah to me.

Nuts to this.



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