Math is a wonderful thing. Math is a really cool thing. So get off your ath, let's do some math. Math, math, math, math, math. Three minus four is?

Where in the name of sweet Jesus's Moustache is my maths folder?

This baby has a term's worth of hardcore maths notes, sheets and most of my AS work in it.

And I've lost it. Bugger.

Actually, fuck it. I don't care about AS maths anyway.

Screw Maths. Especially core maths.

Core maths = God's idea of a joke.



For example, to find the remainder of a formula, remember that formula = quotient x divisor + remainder, so that if either quotient or divisor is equal to 0, then the remainder will be all thats left. Therefore you find the 0 factor of the formula and THIS IS SUCH UTTER BOLLOCKS.



Who cares? Core maths is even more bullshittyness than html code, and I only figured out the mysteries of html code by randomly copying/pasting bits of code all over the place and pretending I was a hacker (basically yelling reams of pointless, complex sounding technical dialogue at the cieling, while cackling madly).



Anyway, here is where my folder could be:



a: In my room - I am pretty convinced that this is not the case. Bollocks.

b: Somewhere else in the house - I don't think so.

c: At school. I hope not, 'cos if this is the case, its vanishing altogether. I'm never seeing it again. See e.

d: Somewhere else. See e.

e: In a lost dimension. Very very odd. Worriedness. Oh, fuck it. I'll just fail AS maths. I already failed the mock.



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